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go blow a hamster

A dismissive insult, like go F..k yourself.
I told you to stay out, now go blow a hamster!
by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016
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Steak and a Blow Job Day

The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.
Tom: What did you do on March 14?

Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.

Tom: Why?

Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.

Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.

Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj
by Urban Guru March 14, 2015
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Morning Blow

When a guy receives a cock suck in the morning.
Keirsten took care of business this morning by giving Chad his Morning Blow!
by SlopNChop October 6, 2016
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Blow Jobbies

Similar to Blowjobs, Blow Jobbies is basically sucking a jobby. This act is usually preformed on a Jobby Webcam session.
Your Mum Gives Out Blow Jobbies more often than she gives out money.
by BCTC March 1, 2021
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Blow it out your ass

A putdown leveled at someone who's talking pompously. First made famous in the 1974 Mel Brooks movie, "Blazing Saddles."
Reverend Johnson:
Order. Order! God damn it, I said "ORDER"!

Howard Johnson:
You know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."

Olson Johnson:
Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.
by nycsongs September 14, 2021
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Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow

"Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow" Is The Phrase Used By Anthony Padilla (From The YouTube Channel Smosh) In His Assassin's Creed Music Video Where He Proceeds To Sneakily Kill An Enemy
"Shoot A Mofo In The Throat With My Bow, Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow
by CruderCommentate April 18, 2019
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BLOW IN

Some one who appears from no where,can be for any particular reason,then is gone,just like that..
Can be used as plural for more than one person ( BLOW iN'S )
This word is not to be associated with the homeless or anyone down on their luck.
All the scum in the Valley blow in one day,cause their shit, and then are gone, like dried dog shit blown away with the wind.
by GS71 November 14, 2016
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