Billy Mays

A man of amazing status. who was more commonly known for his oxyclean commercial. he also advertized mighty putty, some wonder rag, and had his own show pitchmen.

Try This oxy clean!! it what made micheal jackson into what he is!! except for the deas part... -Billy Mays

This mighty putty is so strong that if you glue your dick to your belly youll never worry about morning wood again!

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!!

by my hero June 30, 2009

Billy Mays

The best salesman in the world. There's just no denying it.

Person 1: "I thought Oxy-Clean was useless. But Billy Mays showed me the error of my ways"
Person 2: "I know! I must've bought a gallon of Mighty Putty, all thanks to Billy Mays!"

by ChallengerApproching July 28, 2009

Billy Mays

Known as "the Oxi-Clean guy", but now does other ads. Often kicked out of libraries.

Billy Mays: OXI-CLEAN!!!!!
Librarian: Get out of here! This is a library, not an auditorium!

by Skelwor May 13, 2009

Billy Mays

Billy was and remains the legend of infomercials.noone can top Billy's commercial presentations and his trade mark entrance "Billy Mays her with another fantastic offer" We Will all Miss Billy
July-20th-1958
June-28th-2009
RIP

Guy 1:You gonna get that new tv?
Guy 2:nope,maybe if Billy Mays did the commercial i would have

by DarrenL-RIP Billy Mays June 29, 2009

Billy Mays

a hero, the best pitch man the world has seen, so much better then Vince Shlomi who is a cunt whole like my friend steve

he is the John Elway of pitchmen so get off his back he's a fucking legend

i truly envy that man and his amazing beard and voice

he is also THE MAN !

guy one :hey i see your doing your billy mays thing
guy two: yeah thanks, i just became the second best guy in the entire fucking world but billy mays is still number one

guy one: yeah he was the MAN

guy two: yeah fuck all those cock suckers that hate on him via urban dictionary
guy one: yeah they all suck mean dicks im talking big huge triumphant bastards

by billy mays is my hero July 05, 2009

Billy Mays

The man that is most known as a spokesman for several cleaning products, and while speaking for these various products is well known for his continuous use of CAPSLOCK!

HEY BILLY MAYS HERE! TRY SOME OF OUR NEW OXY-CLEAN, CLEAN YOUR SHOWER, CLEAN YOUR FLOOR, CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE.

by thekid3123 July 19, 2008

Billy Mays

A sexual act in which a man inserts the tip of his penis and she starts moaning. After she thinks she's having fun, the man yells, "BUT WAIT THERE MORE" and fully penetrates the juicy moist female reproductive organ.

Last night I did a line of Oxi-Clean and Billy Mays'd that bitch into a coma.

by jpeck83 December 16, 2014