Billy Mays 

The man that is most known as a spokesman for several cleaning products, and while speaking for these various products is well known for his continuous use of CAPSLOCK!

HEY BILLY MAYS HERE! TRY SOME OF OUR NEW OXY-CLEAN, CLEAN YOUR SHOWER, CLEAN YOUR FLOOR, CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE.

Billy Mays by thekid3123 August 15, 2008

Billy Mays 

A sexual act in which a man inserts the tip of his penis and she starts moaning. After she thinks she's having fun, the man yells, "BUT WAIT THERE MORE" and fully penetrates the juicy moist female reproductive organ.

Last night I did a line of Oxi-Clean and Billy Mays'd that bitch into a coma.

Billy Mays by jpeck83 December 15, 2014

Billy Mays 

A pitchman known for talking loudly, his beard, and his blue shirt.
Also known for pitching OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning products.

Billy was also the star of a documentary series,pitchmen, alongside Anthony "Sully" Sullivan.
As much as people thought Billy was annoying he became a cultural icon.
Billy will probably be the most famous pitchman ever.
On June 28, 2009 Bill tragically passed away from a heart attack.

R.I.P Billy Mays

Dude 1: Hey you know what I realized?
Dude 2: What?
Dude1: That 100% of all infomercials have Billy Mays in them.

Billy Mays by cleindian48 July 2, 2009

Billy Mays 

The only man who has been known to survive from doing lines of Oxi-Clean

Billy Mays: BUY OXI-CLEAN OR I'LL HAVE TO RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND DIP THEM IN KABOOM!!!! *snort*

Ox-Clean is great to rub in the eyes, watch this!

Billy Mays by Linkmax October 30, 2006

Billy Mays 

Kaboom! and my hearing was finally gone.

guy1: Have you heard of Billy Mays?
guy2: what?

Billy Mays by Mr.Snow October 2, 2008

Billy Mays 

Great spokesperson who constantly yelled. Died in his home on June 28th, 2009. He advertised for many products, most notably Oxy-Clean.

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PROD- *chokes*

Billy Mays by OrcaV June 28, 2009

billy mays 

Spokesperson for:
Oxy-Clean
OrangeGlo
Ding King
5 in 1 Ladder
Kaboom
FoneFree

He yells just about everything he says to give emphaisis and look like an asshat. Although you got to hand it to him, his panic-attack inducing rages make you listen to his pithy sales pitch. In one sitting, an hour long
Oxy-Clean segment, I heard Billy Say "Look at this!" over 47 times! He was poppin them out like he had tourrettes! Not to mention I heard all about the "Super Shammy!" he includes with his gayass product.

Besides Billy, the only other annoying person is the lady for the Grip n Flip commercials...

"Look at this!"

"SHIT STAINS ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF OXY-CLEAN!"

"KABOOM!"

billy mays by D. Hunter March 18, 2005