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Pulling a Bert

1. Innocently doing something incredibly painful in a funny way. 2. Doing something outrageously extraordinary with simple things.
Pulling a Bert is riding a bicycle down a hill thru a stack of burning hay bales for charity.

When one slips off a roof while roofing and somehow manages to stop the fall by accidentally nailing one's hand to the roof you are Pulling a Bert.

Only one who is capable of Pulling a Bert would consider Walk UPSIDE DOWN along a suspended beam by repeated sequential lacing and unlacing of combat boots that are nailed along the underside of the beam.

A friend of mine pulled a Bert, he was in a hurry while building a house and nailed his foot to the floor while installing the hardwood floor.

In an effort to surprise a recently found friend one could Pull a Bert by hiding in the overhead bin of airplane and popping out to surprise passengers.

One way to Pull a Bert is to jump of out a second story window with nothing but an umbrella.

I'm going to pull a bert and hand people a beer from INSIDE the fridge.
Our contractor pulled a bert when he cut a hole in a 2nd story floor to install a spiral staircase, while standing in the center of the circle he was cutting.
by Thomas Aquarius February 9, 2010
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wide berth

To avoid something / someone. Steer clear or shun. Originally nautical term.
I've been giving her a wide berth since Friday night.
by weeCALIgreenBum December 21, 2013
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bert stare

when someone gives you a certain stare that resembles berts stare from sesame street.
i walked by that idiot and bert stared him
by kmp123 September 4, 2010
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Berd

A youtuber who makes various animated skits. The skits' characters are poorly drawn birds (or Berds), who do various things related to memes, such as playing meme songs at someone's funeral. He is best known for his video, "Flamingo", which consists of a Berd dancing to the song Flamingo by Kero Kero Bonito.
Berd came out with a new video, have you seen it?
by JayPlaysBeamNG December 26, 2018
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Berdly

Person 1: Do you know who is berdly?
Person 2: It's the bird who is a mix of mordecai from regular show and falco from star fox?
Person 3: Hell yeah!!!
by Notacreativename November 4, 2021
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berder

a thing or person who is on the level below the devil and commits acts that the devil would consider evil
That guy is such a berder!
by Sakin November 10, 2010
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Berta beef

A product from the fine ranchers in Alberta. Known to be better than both Japanese and Australian wagyu. Ideal cooking method is hotly contested.
Joint Boy: You better believe its Berta beef.
by darkwebz August 9, 2019
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