bernsteining the clutch

Synonym for double-clutching.

Named after the famous American composer Leonard Bernstein because of his affinity for manual Italian sports convertibles which needed to be double clutched.

Named by Click and Clack from Car Talk on NPR.

Dude, why are you pushing the clutch in twice?
Haven't you heard? I'm bernsteining the clutch just like Leonard Bernsetin!

by Miguel de Cervantes September 24, 2009

Pull a Bernstein

obvious, bait

To ask a really obvious question, or a question that can easily be answered by looking on Google.

"What does bait mean?"
"Ah man, did u just pull a Bernstein?"

by JThemDigital June 24, 2020

Crash and Bernstein

Probably the worst kids show next to Dora The Explorer. You have this really annoying kid, who complains about not having a brother, so he goes to build-a-bestie (WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?) and makes this puppet thing, who becomes the star of the show pretty much, and he is even more annoying than the kid. They think they're so cool, when really they're some of the lamest kids I've ever seen. Don't even get me started on the sisters. They're really annoying too, especially the older one. The theme song of this show is show stupid and it doesn't even make any sense! I just want to go through the TV screen and kick the puppet thing. The show is complete rubbish. My gosh, it's even worse than Dora, and that's saying ALOT!

Crash: I'm telling you Bernstein, the ladies will love that you have a puppet as a friend. ;)
Berinstein: Oh really? Okay, let's go talk to Dora! :)
Dora: What the hell? Is that little kid with the gay purple puppet coming over here to talk to us?
Boots and Dora's other stupid friends: Let's get away from these gay weirdos!

Even DORA hates Crash and Bernstein!

by DobbyTheFreeElf February 6, 2013

bernsters

Hipsters that support Bernie Sanders.

All day long my newsfeed is filled with bernsters that keep trying to make Bernie Sanders happen.

by jerseyDel July 3, 2016

bernstein

last name of an OBVIOUSLY jewish person. usually friendly and likes to play tennis.

ellie: hey did you see bernstein over there?

elena: oh yeah.. she's jewish right?

ellie: is that even a real question?

by ESam November 15, 2013

Benster

A great guy who will be your best friend. Every girl needs one in their because your life won't be the same without him. A jolly dude who will make you laugh, but will also be there when you need him the most. Do not let this one get away because then he'll be someone else's.

I don't know what I would do without my Benster.
Benster is the most important thing in my life.

by EmpireStateOfMind2014 March 22, 2017

beanster

A mexican/hispanic who dresses like a scenester, (girl pants, choppy hair cut, etc.)but acts like a beaner and listens to reggaeton.

You fucking beanster, get out of my yard!

by Aaron Johanson May 30, 2006