Bern

an adjective used to describe a really awkward person.

Boy 1: Jackie brought up three of Mike's exes in front of his new girl, and told his mom about their one night stand.
Boy 2: Man, she's so bern.

by Coopertjm October 26, 2011

Bern Victim

This unfortunate soul was a supporter of Bernie Sanders for the 2016 election for the U.S. Presidency but was robbed of their candidate by the treasonous criminal scumbag and head Sanderson sister Shillery Clinton. While some 'Bern Victims' directed their outrage where it belongs, towards the crooked democrat committee who colluded with Shillery and the media to sabotage Bernie, some unreasonably turned their anger toward Donald Trump and actually support Shillery. Sadly there is no saving these particular brainwashed zombified 'Bern Victims'.

"Damn man, I really feel bad for all those Bern Victims, but not the idiots who switched loyalty to the very hell-beast that fucked them over."

by CrowleyCorp July 26, 2016

bern dernt

Hickish or redneck-related; backwater. It can also refer in a more general sense to an item or custom that has lagged hilariously behind its contemporaries or is just garishly out of place. Derived from onomatopeoia of the beginning phrases of a banjo lick, as in the infamous "Dueling Banjos" from the film Deliverance. Optimally pronounced with a bit of a twang, closely assonating the puckish thwap of a banjo string.

I usually like camping, but all these bern dernts with their generators are keeping me awake.

See that guy over there with the mullet and the Marlboro t-shirt--yeah, bern dernt. Let's get out of here.

by Mike Westvleteren August 14, 2008

Bern Pressure

Pressure to support Bernie Sanders despite your misgivings about his economic narrative.

"The barista at the Whole Foods coffee bar gives me intense Bern Pressure every morning."

by Rico Swavay September 11, 2016

bern out

A hopeless Bernie Sanders supporter who is in their late teens or early 20s, dropped out of high school or college, smokes weed, lives with their parents, and has no plans for their future other than to be dependent on other people's hard work.

"All my son does all day is sit in the basement phone-banking for Bernie Sanders all day while listening to the Red Army Choir. He's such a bern out, I really wish he'd grow up."

by Bobbylog9876 August 21, 2016

Bern the bich

A stupid boy who always has a weird boner 24/7. Every single day he masturbates out in the open in public on the streets. He has been arrested over 2169 times by the Australian federal police department. He has been famous for humping Jutsin Biber.

E.g 1- Yo what up Bern the bich :) :)
E.g 2- Bern the bich is raping dogs, raping dogs, raping dogs, Bern the bich is raping dogs, hes a faggot....(Parody to old McDonald)

by Bernymasturbating1269 April 29, 2019

bern him at the stake

Put a player on blast with the knowledge that doing so will make him have his best game of the season.

“Wow, you really must be down on Hays to bern him at the stake today in the thread.”

Hays: *hits for the cycle*

by project141764 June 3, 2024