belmet

Belmet is a cross between a helmet and a bellend.

That Kev is a complete belmet

by Bernie Blunt November 30, 2004

so judy blume

Great to say during those hot summer moments and awkward situations you often find yourself in. Perfect for situations involving lemonade, rooftop escapades, and other simple childlish pleasures.

"Dude, look at the sunset and those children frolicking in the field!"
"Man, that is so Judy Blume"

by confuciousisnotmyfish August 22, 2011

Beumed

Beumed - to hurt yourself, to lose an argument. Normally used to describe a state of unfortunate happenings to yourself.
Singular is to Beume - To Beume/hurt yourself, or could be used to suggest sexual advances - Should we Beume sex now?
Beuming is also a member of the Beumed family. Beuming is commonly used as a describing word.

You just got Beumed bitten by that rabid dog.
Im going to Beume hurt you!
That show was Beuming cool aye!

by Camdogg July 5, 2006

bellmet

One Of those Cycling helmets that look like bellends

On The Tour De France They All Wear Bellmets

by Jon Morrell August 7, 2005

BlumenBang

An attractive adult woman who fornicates with minors in a car or other questionable location.

Kid A: Yo, teach is kind of hot.

Kid B: Fo real, hoss.
Kid A: Wonder if she's a BlumenBang.
Kid B: No tellin'.

by desern January 8, 2011

The Blume Effect

The effect of treating a girl or woman with indifference, disdain and insults in an attempt to make her desire you even more. Works every time.

Wes: Did you see Matt snub that supermodel? Now she's all up on his junk!
Travis: It's 'The Blume Effect'. How does it work every time?

by Stuvis February 5, 2010

blumepickle

The act of staying completely silent while having sexual intercourse with a girl/woman. Just when you are about to climax, you articulate a random, awkward word or phrase into the ear of the your partner (ie. jump rope, Latvia, plantains). After saying this word, you pull out and walk away from where you and your partner were engaging in sexual activities, leaving him or her feeling awkward, uncomfortable, and confused.

- "Did you hear about Matt? He was banging some chick, then all of a sudden said 'plantains,' pulled out, then ran away."
- "Damn that's awesome. He his that bitch with the 'blumepickle.' Classic!"

by DatDude1 June 28, 2011