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Beumed - to hurt yourself, to lose an argument. Normally used to describe a state of unfortunate happenings to yourself.
Singular is to Beume - To Beume/hurt yourself, or could be used to suggest sexual advances - Should we Beume sex now?
Beuming is also a member of the Beumed family. Beuming is commonly used as a describing word.
You just got Beumed bitten by that rabid dog.
Im going to Beume hurt you!
That show was Beuming cool aye!
Beumed by Camdogg July 5, 2006
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maypire: yo i just beamed this kid for $25 btc lmao

zeb: get banned
beamed by Loseridiot May 3, 2018
a common roblox term used by the the community to describe people who had their limiteds stolen through various methods
Person 1: Bruh, I lost my Valk
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I got beamed
A Bumëd is someone who worships the Bum God.

To be a Bumëd , you have to follow a cycle. The cycle is PRAISE, SWEAT, CLENCH, REPEAT.

The anthem is very simple.
🎵CHILLEN ON THE WEEKENED LIKE USUAL
WHATCHING SPONGEBOB AND SCOOBY DOOBY DOO
SHE BE PRAYING

SHE DOING DOING TOO MUCH
I DIDNT WIPE MY BUTT
I JUST POOPED AND GOT UP
SWEAT PANTS
BUT WITJOUT THE PANTS
JUST SWEAT

THATS WE AT
ALL OUR BUMS ARE CLENCHED
TIGHTLY SHUT
STILL POOPING AND GETTING UP

AND IN OUR GOD WE TRUST🎵
Person 1: Why is her bum so tightly clenched
Person 2: Because she is a Bumëd.
Bumëd by The Bumëdš May 30, 2021
95% 175m Spray
Dropped dead real fast
I just beamed this nigga "daredevil" - Lakk
beamed by Lakk.Club Member January 14, 2023
Being baumed is having been fucked between the inner thighs instead of in the pussy. The girls lays on her side and lubes up her thighs and the guy proceeds to fuck them.
He didn't fuck me last night cause of my crabs, so he baumed me instead
Baumed by kcsoccer1121 May 2, 2010
Dam cuz i'm beamed off the purp.
Beamed by Gino Peterson March 26, 2008
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