Please Believe

Believe me, or Listen here

Once I become famous, please believe all those women will be after me

by mika July 4, 2003

I believe you have my stapler

Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.

Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog

I believe you have my stapler?

by Mister Ignorant June 18, 2004

my beloved sneha

my beloved bestfriend sneha

my beloved sneha, meaning my beloved bestfriend like the description says, im eating mac and cheese

by beefychubs October 1, 2021

My Beloved March

March belongs to fellow twitch streamers, Tubbo and Ranboo for a few quarters, March begins on the same day of the week as November and ends on the same day of the week as June every year. It begins on the same day of the week as February in common years only. In years preceding common years, it begins and ends on the same day of the week as August of the following year and ends on the same day of the week as November of the following year and in years preceding leap years, it begins and ends on the same day of the week as May of the following year. In common years, it begins on the same day of the week as June of the previous year and in leap years, September and December of the previous year. In common years, March ends on the same day of the week as September of the previous year and in leap years, April and December of the previous year.1

THE RANBOO AND TUBBO STANS HAVE ARRIVED BEWARE SEXY TIME BABY

My beloved march is the best month of the year

by Unimportant_weeb February 28, 2021

We Believe You, Captain America

A deadpan, snarky response to an unbelievable series of events that is related to you by a friend or co-worker. Taken from the classic Lee/Kirby issue of THE AVENGERS where Captain America is found in the Arctic, having been frozen in a block of ice since the end of World War II.

After he is thawed out, Cap relates the following tale: "By some fantastic stroke of fate, I must have been frozen in an ice flow, and then found by some eskimos who thought I was a supernatural object. Then, all those years, being in a state of frozen suspended animation must've prevented me from aging."

The rational response to all that malarky? "We believe you, Captain America."

Frantic Guy: I'm sorry I'm late! I was riding my bike here & nearly got hit by a plane making an emergency landing! I freaked out & slammed into a fire hydrant, flying over the handlebars and right into the arms a visiting Sumo Wrestler!

You: We believe you, Captain America.

by Wesley2006 January 23, 2008

I believe in Sherlock

A phrase from the BBC series "Sherlock" explaining that Sherlock Holmes is innocent and not a fraud.

Person 1: "I heard Moriarty is a fake!"
Person 2: "No man, I believe in Sherlock!"

by -SH and JW February 10, 2012

I believe you have my stapler

The most famous line from the 1999 hit "Office Space" starring Ron Livingston and directed by Mike Judge. Milton Waddams utters the phrase right after Bill Lumbergh takes his stapler from his desk. The phrase has become a hit amongst internet pop culture.

I believe you have my stapler

by Yeggi June 1, 2006