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Bernankified

Weighed down with a soul-crushing amount of federally-guaranteed student-loan debt.
The name is obviously derived from Fed Chief Ben Bernanke.
I met a cute chick, but she was so bernankified that I couldn't see a future, so I dropped her.
by BradPP October 27, 2012
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Bernanke's beard

An immaculately trimmed shield of tangled facts and misleading information designed to effectively disguise an unpopular truth.
We're going to have to comb Bernanke's beard to find out what really happened.
by Expereal January 11, 2012
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Ben Bernanke

Only one part of the existing financial crisis. His, and many others', decisions have put this planet's monetary system in a world of shit.
Alan Grayson: Who got the money?
Ben Bernanke: Banks in Europe and other countries.
Alan Grayson: Which banks?
Ben Bernanke: I don't know.
by pidevildog07@yahoo.com October 15, 2011
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Bernanke

(Burr-nank-ee, Burr-nank-ee-in)
adjective, verb, Bernanke, Bernankein’

1) Bookworming when decisive action is needed.

2) Not in touch with current realities.

3) An incompetent person, given an important task.
1.
You: I’ll go to the library and see if I can find a book on “how to put out a fire” then I’ll come back and try to put out the house fire.
Me: Yeah, go Bernanke it.

2.
You: And that’s the way it is.
Me: You be Bernanke.

2 and 3.
You: I’m on top of that situation.
Me: Don’t be Bernankein’.
3.
You: I’ll let him take charge of that.
Me: Don’t let Bernanke touch nothin’.
by Bee to da' A March 10, 2008
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bernankrupt

adj. To become financially insolvent and forced into a buyout rescue facilitated by the Federal Reserve during the Bernanke Federal Reserve era.
Due to their greed and reckless lending, Bear Stearns went Bernankrupt, and was absorbed into JP Morgan Chase.
by Mark Sanford March 17, 2008
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behrang

Behrang is the smartest and the hotest person a girl can meet in here life. ong
Oh he is a behrang
by LordBrazy March 10, 2021
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bernanke

1) The reciprocal of a google. 10^-100. The smallest named number.
2) a very small number.
The federal funds rate was lowered to a bernanke.
by b_physics_guy July 15, 2009
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