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beer baron

Noun. A person who is highly skilled in the robbing, heisting, or transporting of any type of beer. In the 1920s the term "beer baron" referred to bootleggers. the new age beer baron is simply known for heisting and supplying large sums of people with beer, weather it be a party, kickback, or any celebration, if the beer baron is involved, everyone around him will be shitfaced.
EX 1: Shit dude, did you see the beer baron walk out of the store with 4 cases of beer?

EX 2: The beer baron is so badass that store workers don't even attempt to stop him!!

EX 3: Is that an alcoholic? is that a paying customer? NO! its the BEER BARON! DUNDUNDUN!

EX 4: I hear the beer baron gets re constructive face surgery every 5 years so the cops don't find him.

EX 5: Fcuk yeah, the beer baron just showed up to our party, now we can get wasted.
by xbeeerbaronx August 9, 2007
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beefaroni

The explosion through the rectum of a mixture of gases
Courtney, did you just beefaroni in my car?
by sarro88 February 5, 2012
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Bonerbaroner

A renaissance era male genital protective device, similar to today’s protective cup
I have seemed to of misplaced my bonerbaroner, no jousting tonight!
by Hmp99 April 20, 2018
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sticky beerbong

A STICKY BEERBONG is when a girl takes a beer bong into her pussy then she empties the beer back into the beer bong and into whoevers mouth.
"Hey Abbie, want to do a sticky beerbong?" "Watch this BITCH do a sticky beerbong!!!"
by Nickii J August 19, 2017
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beefaroni

a skinny frail old white man, sandwiched between two obese hairy black men, both over 60
dude, i walked in on my grandpa in the middle of a beefaroni.... some things cannot be unseen
by banana hammock69 June 1, 2011
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beer baron

Noun. A male who enters a party demanding a beer. He will comandeer any beer they will see. While comandeering, the baron will rape and pillage the party. The wenches are thrown to his feet to honor the baron of his prescence. This practice is similar to the sacrifice of animals towards Zeus. In four years, the house will hold an Olympic competition for the Baron. After an hour or so, the baron will then smuggle out a keg for his purpose.
Whoa, is that beer baron? I think he looks very similar to Bryan. The beer baron was thrown a woman to his feet. She looks like Dawn
by sjsmookz December 12, 2008
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beefaroni

what you eating that beefaroni for?
by da doodle November 12, 2007
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