Noun. A person who is highly skilled in the robbing, heisting, or transporting of any type of beer. In the 1920s the term "beer baron" referred to bootleggers. the new age beer baron is simply known for heisting and supplying large sums of people with beer, weather it be a party, kickback, or any celebration, if the beer baron is involved, everyone around him will be shitfaced.
EX 1: Shit dude, did you see the beer baron walk out of the store with 4 cases of beer?
EX 2: The beer baron is so badass that store workers don't even attempt to stop him!!
EX 3: Is that an alcoholic? is that a paying customer? NO! its the BEER BARON! DUNDUNDUN!
EX 4: I hear the beer baron gets re constructive face surgery every 5 years so the cops don't find him.
EX 5: Fcuk yeah, the beer baron just showed up to our party, now we can get wasted.
EX 2: The beer baron is so badass that store workers don't even attempt to stop him!!
EX 3: Is that an alcoholic? is that a paying customer? NO! its the BEER BARON! DUNDUNDUN!
EX 4: I hear the beer baron gets re constructive face surgery every 5 years so the cops don't find him.
EX 5: Fcuk yeah, the beer baron just showed up to our party, now we can get wasted.
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Get the beefaroni mug.Noun. A male who enters a party demanding a beer. He will comandeer any beer they will see. While comandeering, the baron will rape and pillage the party. The wenches are thrown to his feet to honor the baron of his prescence. This practice is similar to the sacrifice of animals towards Zeus. In four years, the house will hold an Olympic competition for the Baron. After an hour or so, the baron will then smuggle out a keg for his purpose.
Whoa, is that beer baron? I think he looks very similar to Bryan. The beer baron was thrown a woman to his feet. She looks like Dawn
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