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bedhead cunt

a person who consistantly wakes up with bedhead and refuses to do anything about it or denies having bedhead
bob; hey mary check out your bedhead, might wanna fix that gonna meet the parents today

mary; what do you mean my hair is fine

bob; but you look like a bedhead cunt ya usless bitch
by lytral 79 August 4, 2009
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Bedhead fred

When you cannonball jump onto someone's face, fart loudly and moan for poetic effect. The boyfriends love it.
Miles I walked in on Harry getting a bedhead fred and it was messy!
by whalecom November 21, 2021
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Magic bedhead

When you wake up and instead of destroyed hair your hair is positioned perfectly
I woke up to discover i had magic bedhead
by Killnarnar February 9, 2015
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bunk bed head

When you remove the matress on the top bunk of the bunk bed, lie on your stomach, and stick your dick through an opening on the bedframe so the other person can suck it
"Damn, we were getting freaky last night! She has a bunk bed and we removed the top matress so she could give me bunk bed head. She sucked my dick like she was a hamster!"
by Herr Schwanze January 26, 2021
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Bed Head

"Bed head was a popular hair style in the late 90's."
"It's not a cowlick, it's the result of bed head."
by Breseis April 25, 2006
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bedead

A whiny toad found throughout various regions of Los Angeles that has been known to support location spoofing and destroy evidence when those it supports have been implicated.
I just stepped on bedead, and it squeaked, "LA PANDA!", before reporting me for harassing it.
by bedead February 6, 2014
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beheaded kamikaze

the best enemy that has ever been created for a game. it is so annoying that its funny, making it the best. the game serious sam has it. the beheaed kamikaze runs at you in a strait line yelling a death cry attempting to blow up in your face. it is bearchested, with brown geans,headles, with 2 black ball like bombs in its hands. youll hear this enemy in your sleep
by Gunboy April 15, 2004
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