Beaver Dam

1.(n.)the female equivalent of a cock block; a person who prevents a woman from scoring

2.(n.)the female equivalent of a boner killer; a person or situation that turns a woman off

3.(v.) an act which prevents a woman from scoring, intentionally or not

1. My roommate is a crazy-ass beaver dam. I can't bring anyone home without her trying to fuck them first.

2. Long nails are a sure-fire beaver dam. No wolverine bullshit in my snatch, thank you.

3. Dude, quit tryin' to beaver dam me! I need to get laid!

by ka-chan April 12, 2012

Beaver Dam

The female equivalent of "cock block". When a female is trying to get laid but someone is blocking her efforts.

That girl is beaver daming me right now.

by Bacita Mae Jenkins May 11, 2022

Beaver Dam

When one female interferes with another female's opportunity to have sex.

"I was talking to that cute guy over there when Merissa came up and built a beaver dam!"
"That bitch beaver dammed me!"

by DRoland September 11, 2013

beaver dam

tampon; blood bullet

Honey, will you please clear the beaver dam before we have sexual intercourse?

by wurd January 29, 2004

Beaver Dam

Female equivalent to "cock-block"

1. Jessica totally beaver-dammed me last night.

2. Don't be such a beaver dam.

by spooks22 May 5, 2014

Beaver Dam

When a woman’s stomach is so large that it hangs down over her lady parts making her beaver inaccessible. beaver

I tried to fuck Fat Lisa last night, but couldn’t get past her beaver dam so I settled for a sad hand job.

by DickFingerDave July 16, 2018

beaver dam

A very hairy vagina that has become wet for any reason.

Hey check it out, I made your mom's beaver turn into a beaver dam!

by El Pablo August 10, 2006