beaugarding

To hog to one's self, not passing the joint when the time is deemed. The socially acceptable time comes after two puffs. And then it is passed to the left, because the 'right' way is the wrong way.

"Hey man, are you gonna keep beaugarding that joint? Puff, puff, pass man...."

by J03y Numb3rs January 24, 2006

Mrs.Beauregarde

Violet Beauregarde's mom in the 2005 version of the movie. She is of a linked-mind to her, exclusion to her daughter's chewing. They even where the same tracksuits. It is unknown what her current actions with her blueberry daughter are, but it is assured that violet iz still chewing chewing all day long.

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Mrs.Beauregarde

by deviant of the arts July 22, 2009

beauretard

To chicken out in a way that withdraws to a more neutral or less offensive position.

Instead of saying policing has become more difficult in an age of viral videos and targeted killings of police, Jeff beauretarded to saying that policing is becoming more difficult today for a lot of reasons.

by Ombudsmensch April 14, 2017

beauregarde

When your friend is so drunk you have to roll her out the bar

Misty, get your ass up before i have to beauregarde you.

by ratchet rae rae June 21, 2016

Han beaugard

A delicious muffin

Go to Starbucks and get me a han beaugard

by Ohsodoff June 17, 2016