Beasley

He the greatest dog in the world. He enjoys longs walks on the trail and digging holes. Humping Bretts leg is favorite activity.

whos that dog humping bretts leg?

beasley and brett gets off on it

by DirtyBrett July 7, 2010

that's a beasley

A phrase to be said after one has completed a particularly difficult endeavor or something great has happened

Just won the lottery. That's a beasley

by legendofthestigay March 7, 2014

Beasley

An astronomical body orbiting Cephari 337 that is mainly composed of processed lard. It has an orbital range of 50 AU, and is subject to many asteroid impacts (known as "migranes") caused by Valve's software engine "Source". Beasley has two moons (known as "children"), which have recently left the orbit with their "mother" to join another astronomical body, known as "Scott". Due to this break-up, Beasley has joined orbit with a degrading asteroid body known as "Army buddy's dad" in the Buckinham quadrant of the Milky Way.

Kid : Did you see Beasley last night?

Father: How the fuck could I not? It won't leave my apartment.

by Matt Wronski January 11, 2008

No Beasley

A phrase used when you say something that sounds homosexual, but isn't.

Synonym: No Homo

I'll pick you up at 8 and we can hit it together, No Beasley

by xXyoloswagtttXx August 2, 2019

Beasley Bunt

The act of performing the Slapstick antics of the vaudeville act Three Stooges perfected to a girl while having intercourse. This is performed by using two fingers to bunt her in the eyes during the act of intercourse and yelling wobble bobble bobble. This will cause uncontrollable convulsions and screaming. During this time you thrust harder and fight her natural instinct of fight or flight.

The only defense against this move is a flat hand raised against forehead to prevent bunting.

“While banging this chick she asked me to do something new and crazy. At this point I used to Beasley Bunt and watched in delight as she cringed and tightened her body while I proceeded to continue banging her until I was finished. She never retuned my phone call. But I am sure that if you see her and raise two fingers she will instantly go into defense mode.”

by The GreatBuntBino April 23, 2019

Tsairus Beasley

A rat. This hoe goes ratatatatat. He ain’t gay but he ain’t not. He never expected his sister to pants him but neither did she. Tsairus Beasley is a mystical term used to describe EUTHANASIA.

Damn Danielle! Tsairus Beasley keeps on flirting and boob plopping on that Oluwadamilola Akinola.

by KellogGoat November 22, 2018

tyler beasley

a tall, redneck, mullet wearing kuntry boy

here comes that tyler beasley!

by oofenshmurtz June 5, 2018