by K Beach July 20, 2008
Get the Bear Gryllsin' mug.Person 1: "I saw you kill that cougar with your bear hands for dinner"
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Person 1: "And It'll be a great meal for my pet bear too!"
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by CBleets September 5, 2009
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Not to be confused with the British Avatar of God Himself, bear grillz are the recent phenomenon whereupon bears have taken to attaching sharp pieces of metal to their teeth.
Thought to have begun because of 'ghetto culture', bear grillz have had the unintended side effect of increasing the deadliness of bears by approximately 4 to the Chuck Norris power. Obviously, this means bears wearing grillz are to be avoided at all costs. The only known deterrents to a ghetto bear are welfare checks and an educational system that can pull them out of their crappy life situations, and hopefully lead them to a better life, perhaps in the suburbs.
An interesting side effect of bear grillz, and ghetto bears in general, is the rise of 'wizzly bears', or polar bears that try to act like grizzly or brown bears. They are usually mocked and derided by the ghetto bear community, but occasionally a wizzly bear will actually show talent in the rap or human eating area and make it big, like Eminem.
Thought to have begun because of 'ghetto culture', bear grillz have had the unintended side effect of increasing the deadliness of bears by approximately 4 to the Chuck Norris power. Obviously, this means bears wearing grillz are to be avoided at all costs. The only known deterrents to a ghetto bear are welfare checks and an educational system that can pull them out of their crappy life situations, and hopefully lead them to a better life, perhaps in the suburbs.
An interesting side effect of bear grillz, and ghetto bears in general, is the rise of 'wizzly bears', or polar bears that try to act like grizzly or brown bears. They are usually mocked and derided by the ghetto bear community, but occasionally a wizzly bear will actually show talent in the rap or human eating area and make it big, like Eminem.
by TheConsequence January 24, 2010
Get the bear grillz mug.Your belly button. Contains everything you'd need to survive in the wild for 3 days. Can be used to catch dew or rain. Contains food crumbs since your last bath. Contains enough lint to braid a roap or start a fire. If you have an "Innie" bellybutton,you're fucked.
by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011
Get the Bear Grylls Emergency Kit mug.The hairy build up one gets on and in between their teeth after eating out a woman who does not shave her crotch.
by abighairymanwithabighairyvagina March 4, 2008
Get the bear grill mug.A BEAR GRYLLS is known to be the deadliest creature on the Earth. when encountering a BEAR GRYLLS, use extreme caution. use a heavy english accent when adressing a BEAR GRYLLS. if the BEAR GRYLLS begins to do aerobics naked next to a fire in Siberia, you must proceed into emergency actions...
Emergency Actions: 1-Scratch Armpits and make sounds like a Walrus.
2-do the Kit-Kat handshake with yourself....fast.
3-make yourself seem inferior, (which you are) to the BEAR GRYLLS, this is doneby making gesturees of a blowjob.
4-shake a baby
5-shake another baby
6-put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye
If this doesn't work, pelvic thrust again and again until the threat goes away. but DO NOT rap harcore, the BEAR GRYLLS will charge. If the BEAR GRYLLS decides he is going to kill you, there is nothing you can do, he will rip you limb from limb. I once saw a BEAR GRYLLS get shot square in the eye, and didn't even blink.
Emergency Actions: 1-Scratch Armpits and make sounds like a Walrus.
2-do the Kit-Kat handshake with yourself....fast.
3-make yourself seem inferior, (which you are) to the BEAR GRYLLS, this is doneby making gesturees of a blowjob.
4-shake a baby
5-shake another baby
6-put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye
If this doesn't work, pelvic thrust again and again until the threat goes away. but DO NOT rap harcore, the BEAR GRYLLS will charge. If the BEAR GRYLLS decides he is going to kill you, there is nothing you can do, he will rip you limb from limb. I once saw a BEAR GRYLLS get shot square in the eye, and didn't even blink.
by Shankomatic June 28, 2009
Get the BEAR GRYLLS mug.Facts about the way bear grylls eats, travels, speaks, and his past accomplishments.
Have you ever eaten the testicals of an ant to survive?.. yeah Bear Grylls has.
Hide your pets folks cause Bear Grylls may attempt to show you what parts you can eat so you may survive the wilderness.
Bear grylls is so tough that a twinkey some twigs and a slightly used paperclip is all he needs in his survival pack.
Bear Grylls ran out of food and ran to the local zoo.... there were no survivors.
Bear Grylls new career path, Exterminator, he doesnt use any chemicals he just goes in there and eats them.
Vit..Im..Ins the new way to get rid of your indigestion ... Bear Grylls approved.
Bear Grylls has changed his name to Bear Gryllse. the "e" at the end of it shows he means business.
Want to know who bigfoot is its Bear Grylls after a month of "survival" ......and no razors.
Bear grylls dives into random frozen streams and rivers naked not to show you how to survive he does it for the thrill and to keep his balls from chafing.
Bear Grylls doesnt know the definition of inedable.
There was once a boy who was geneticly made to survive anything, eat anything and to have the endurance unmatched by any human being... this boy was sent to kill bear grylls this boy is now his camera crew.
Have you ever eaten the testicals of an ant to survive?.. yeah Bear Grylls has.
Hide your pets folks cause Bear Grylls may attempt to show you what parts you can eat so you may survive the wilderness.
Bear grylls is so tough that a twinkey some twigs and a slightly used paperclip is all he needs in his survival pack.
Bear Grylls ran out of food and ran to the local zoo.... there were no survivors.
Bear Grylls new career path, Exterminator, he doesnt use any chemicals he just goes in there and eats them.
Vit..Im..Ins the new way to get rid of your indigestion ... Bear Grylls approved.
Bear Grylls has changed his name to Bear Gryllse. the "e" at the end of it shows he means business.
Want to know who bigfoot is its Bear Grylls after a month of "survival" ......and no razors.
Bear grylls dives into random frozen streams and rivers naked not to show you how to survive he does it for the thrill and to keep his balls from chafing.
Bear Grylls doesnt know the definition of inedable.
There was once a boy who was geneticly made to survive anything, eat anything and to have the endurance unmatched by any human being... this boy was sent to kill bear grylls this boy is now his camera crew.
Bear Grylls can eat coal and shit diamonds.
Bear Grylls once hung a bear up in a tree to keep it from being eaten by his food.
Bear Grylls name is hotly debated most people believe that he wrestled a live bear and won. this is just a cover story....
Bear Grylls can climb the side of a cliff with a toothpick, chicken wire, half of an eight year old boy, and a license plate.
There is a long list of what Bear Grylls can do... this list is the guiness book of world records.
Have you ever seen Bear Grylls shit... NO cause he sticks it back up there and throws up the animal he just ate only to eat it again for the nutrients.
Give Bear a fish and he'll eat for a day give him a fishing rod and he'll make a raft and leave your damn island.
Bear Grylls once hung a bear up in a tree to keep it from being eaten by his food.
Bear Grylls name is hotly debated most people believe that he wrestled a live bear and won. this is just a cover story....
Bear Grylls can climb the side of a cliff with a toothpick, chicken wire, half of an eight year old boy, and a license plate.
There is a long list of what Bear Grylls can do... this list is the guiness book of world records.
Have you ever seen Bear Grylls shit... NO cause he sticks it back up there and throws up the animal he just ate only to eat it again for the nutrients.
Give Bear a fish and he'll eat for a day give him a fishing rod and he'll make a raft and leave your damn island.
by JimmyTheOrc November 16, 2009
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