Beanbag

Testicles

When you done playing with my choad move on up to my beanbag.

by BenKerr October 17, 2003

Beanbagging

The act of having sex with a Beanbag, or Beanie Babies.
Most common in frustrated teenaged males. May result in friction burns to the penis and very crusty furniture.

I sat on the beanbag and it went crunch. I found out the he had been beanbagging.

by deviantsub1234 September 9, 2011

beanbagging

A sexual act where the male will put his testicles inside of another person's asshole or vagina, and penetrates with it. If the participant is a female, you can even double penetrate each hole, one with the testies, the other with the penis.

I tried beanbagging my wife yesterday, we were laughing so hard trying to get my balls inside of her but it felt so good once it was complete.

by ToasterStick September 12, 2023

Beanbagged

So off your face your limbs have the limpness of a beanbagged.

"Hey, John?"
"Mate, it's not worth trying; he's beanbagged."

by AmeliaPerfection June 22, 2015

Beanbag

A slang term for a fat or an extremely old woman, or both.

Look at that beanbag standing over there.

by Regice November 10, 2010

Beanbag

A round, hippo-shaped woman that one could easily mistake for a beanbag.

I sat on the beanbag, but it turned out it was some fat chicks wearing a moo-moo.

by G|23G October 13, 2003

BEANBAG

AN UGLY OLD MEXICAN WOMAN OR A SPANISH FEMALE FOSSIL

THAT BEANBAG AT THE TACO SHOP SURE IS UGLY, BUT SHE COOKS BOMB ASS NACHOS

by D4RK5IDE October 31, 2010