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batboy

One of the most famous stories in the Weekly World News about a boy who was supposedly part bat. Now used as a description for someone who's doing something bizarre enough to get them their own story in the WWN.
"Dude, that friend of yours came over, walked straight out into my neighbor's yard, dropped trou, and dumped a load."

"Yea, he's a total batboy"
by DareD May 18, 2006
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Hot Mizuno Batbag

Slappin' a girl in the face with your dick repeatedly until it leaves a welt. Then, soothe the welt by dragging your sack over it repeatedly.

Caution: If the welt doesn't go away within ten minutes, the scrotum juice isn't being extracted. At this point shave your nuts.
Mr. Carl's girlfriend was tired of the usual Charizard and muffpunch. She didn't regret her decision to let Mr. Carl use his hot mizuno batbag to spice up the bed. She left an upperdecker afterwards.
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batbre

the Crust and first of the genitals forming genital pimples
Guy one: she’s so hot I wanna smash
Guy two: dood no don’t

Guy one: why not?
Guy two: I heard she has batbre

Guy one: eww wtf never mind then
by Britt_the_boss_2000 April 25, 2020
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batboi2k

batboi2k aka Josh is one of the most sweetest person you’ll ever meet, he’s so nice, funny, sweet, cool, and good looking. He looks like Iann Dior. He’s one of the most kindest people I know. He also streams on twitch and I say he’s one of the best streamers ever, twitch.tv/batboi2k
random person: batboi2k is so sweet
me: ikr!
by Jayda1230 January 27, 2021
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Batberry

A Blackberry PDA given to a highly trained operations/IT employee, which is called when a mission critical server crashes, usually at night, and superhero type support is required. Sometimes involves late night travel and a sort of techno-combat.
I have the "Batberry" all week, because I'm on call if the <server name> crashes after hours.

The "Batberry" rang and I had to fight with <server or application name> for hours before it <worked correctly>.
by oranzok April 28, 2006
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Batbr

Wow Alissa is being a batbr again.
by ihateeveryoneontiktok June 28, 2020
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batbeat

what happens to shit-dicks that cheat on their wives or steal from the in-laws when their in-laws are total hillbilly rednecks or full blooded goombahs.
That prickwad was a cheatin on Jenny Sue, we batbeat the sorry ass into a pulp.

Yeeh, dat mudder fucka stole cash from uncle Vinnie and Cheated on Maria. He got batbeat fa dat.
by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005
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