Bastardos

A generic slang term for a salty or cheesy snack; namely Cheetos, Fritos, Doritos, or Combos.

The professor became irate at a student who sat in the front row loudly munching on a king-size bag of Bastardos.

by The Search Is Bound to Fail October 12, 2005

bastardos

adj. (1) Several people with whom you have an insurmountable amount of malice/discontent with.

(2) Many bastards with Latin flair.

Example 1:
The NYPD is full of bastardos!

Example 2:
Dammit the website said the store closes at 9. It's 8:45 and they aren't letting people in? The bastardos!

by yagami760 April 13, 2013

bastardonym

A placeholder for things like synonym and acronym when you can't remember the exact prefix.

Person 1: "what's a word that sounds similar? Is it like a synonym or some shit?"
Person 2: "fuck it, it's a bastardonym."

by Johnny Mc Biscuit March 21, 2021