Basket weave

1. The absolute best looking pattern to be stamped on leather/nylon duty belts and gear
2. God's gift to man

1. These new basket-weave belt look amazing
2.And on the 8th day God said let there be basket weave and he saw that it was good

by Tex556 January 26, 2017

Basket Weaving

Plain and simple: to engage in lesbian sex.

"I walked into the party and two girls were basket weaving in the corner!"

by Michael Welker July 29, 2019

underwater basket weaving

fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".

Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.

by quiggler March 7, 2007

underwater basket weaving

an easy or useless college course, whether real or not

He dismayed that the courses in underwater basket weaving were growing more common every year.

by The Return of Light Joker December 2, 2010

Underwater Basket Weaving

The act of female masturbation in a bath.

Sophie said she was going to have a bath but I think she's going for a bit of underwater basket weaving.

by CKing February 8, 2013

Alabama Basket Weave

When the balls and taint are cupped and gentle pressure with the finger nails is applied causing intense pleasure for the receiver!! Tha Alabama basket weave

Alabama basket weave is best enjoyed when Longer finger nails are used, when applying the weave the pain is pleasure

by Firemuppet July 15, 2013

Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving

n: an illegal underground sport in which players must weave an entire basket underwater on one breath. If more than one player should manage to finish, the one who has created the most intricate or cleanest basket is kept alive while other contestants are shot. Most players drown in their first match. Some variations occur in EUBW, such as mines, sharks, and harpoons.

Bill: Mrs. Johnson, I'm so sorry about your loss. But how did your son die?

Mrs. Johnson: He drowned in an Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving tournament.

Bill: God rest his soul.

by whOOpshT July 12, 2011