bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland

a based individual

Bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland is bisexual.

by melonboiReal March 4, 2023

Dirty Bartholomew

Shoving a rubber duck into peanut butter and then up your Latina gf's ass while squeezing it repeatedly. She also has her foot in a flower pot.

I was bored so me and my gf decided to pull a Dirty Bartholomew

by Siriuslyfkinswag June 18, 2021

Kuma Bartholomew

One of the coldest mf in One Piece, that man can send dudes flying through the sky to any place he wants with just one touch.

Thriller Bark: Kuma Bartholomew ain't shit, Zoro was already injured against Oars.
Summit War: .....

by Fish Drowned January 25, 2021

dequanmetrious quandale demarcus jerryactavius dequavion bartholomew tyranno john the 3rd

A very nice man who got peed on

Man, I wish I did not pee on dequanmetrious quandale demarcus jerryactavius dequavion bartholomew tyranno john the 3rd

by IlDisTorTlI April 28, 2022

Bartholomeu Ass

A fucking legend himself, best name for a clan on apex, and the members probably get laid atleast 3 times a week. Also the single greatest name to ever be invented

Bartholomeu Ass rammed us in apex legends

by CleetustheFeetus March 14, 2019

mr.bartholomew

He is a teacher of ELA. Hes a fucking egghead

That damn ELA teacher is just a Mr.Bartholomew

by DumbWhiteGirl November 3, 2017

Bartholomous

the name of a grand divine being which soul currently resides in a styrofoam head at a school

all hail the hokly Bartholomous

by the holy lord of decapitation June 13, 2022