An at home attempt to bleach ones own asshole with a bleach pen intended for laundry use only. Resulting in a painful anus for days that is now painted red, like a barn.
by Armored Panda January 9, 2012
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J- Stop whinging about the work, your such a barnes.
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by T Pepper May 17, 2010
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When you find yourself lacking cash on a night out and so decide it is appropriate to begin searching for other peoples losses on the floor around the club, specifically around the bar.
Jake: What did you do about your cash situation last night then mate? Bitta' Barnes?
Jeff: Totally Barnsed it mate, came out with 30 spoon.
Jake: Prick.
Jeff: Totally Barnsed it mate, came out with 30 spoon.
Jake: Prick.
by Richmeister5000 January 31, 2010
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Get the Barnes mug.When you need to borrow £10 or a ''tenner'' from a friend.
In reference to Alan Barnes donating £10 to the woman who raised a few hundred thousand for him and then received a bill stating she had to pay somewhere around £7,000. Our young local hero Alan give her a tenner for her troubles. Top lad.
In reference to Alan Barnes donating £10 to the woman who raised a few hundred thousand for him and then received a bill stating she had to pay somewhere around £7,000. Our young local hero Alan give her a tenner for her troubles. Top lad.
by Gwent Skilatchie February 21, 2021
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Get the Barnes mug.Illiterate Person: "Hey, you wanna go to Barnes & Nobles later?"
Educated Person: "Why would you want to go there? It's obvious you can't read because you called it Barnes & Nobles."
Educated Person: "Why would you want to go there? It's obvious you can't read because you called it Barnes & Nobles."
by anothernewnamei'lluseonce November 25, 2009
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