Barnes 

An at home attempt to bleach ones own asshole with a bleach pen intended for laundry use only. Resulting in a painful anus for days that is now painted red, like a barn.

Hayley has a big date tonight so she wanted to Barnes herself for Duane.

Barnes by Armored Panda January 9, 2012

Barnes 

A man who whinges about not being able to do the math work in a classroom.

Conor- I cant do it sir. Its too hard.

J- Stop whinging about the work, your such a barnes.

Sir- Yes you are a barnes Conor.

Barnes by T Pepper May 17, 2010

Barnes 

When you find yourself lacking cash on a night out and so decide it is appropriate to begin searching for other peoples losses on the floor around the club, specifically around the bar.

Jake: What did you do about your cash situation last night then mate? Bitta' Barnes?
Jeff: Totally Barnsed it mate, came out with 30 spoon.
Jake: Prick.

Barnes by Richmeister5000 January 31, 2010

Barnes 

To lie about one or every sexual conquest that you have ever had.

Guy 1: I swear I slept with her.

Guy 2: No, you're just barnes'n me.

Barnes by fvza4 November 18, 2009

Barnes 

When you need to borrow £10 or a ''tenner'' from a friend.

In reference to Alan Barnes donating £10 to the woman who raised a few hundred thousand for him and then received a bill stating she had to pay somewhere around £7,000. Our young local hero Alan give her a tenner for her troubles. Top lad.

Can you help me out mate?

Yeah what is it bro?

I'm skint at the moment, can you lend me a Barnes?

Barnes by Gwent Skilatchie February 21, 2021

Barnes 

To describe a complete moron, or a moronic action.

"This kid is Barnes'd up over there, you see what he just did?"

Barnes by redoct April 30, 2022

Barnes & Nobles 

What ignorant people call Barnes & Noble.

Illiterate Person: "Hey, you wanna go to Barnes & Nobles later?"
Educated Person: "Why would you want to go there? It's obvious you can't read because you called it Barnes & Nobles."

Barnes & Nobles by anothernewnamei'lluseonce November 25, 2009