Barkworth

South Yorkshire slang used as another term for penis...

Look at his Barkworth

That's a big Barkworth

Put your Barkworth away!

You call that a Barkworth?

I've seen bigger Barkworth's on rodents

by The dinosaw May 31, 2009

Baracooter

When a vagina is so tight that it actually grips the ridge of your penis head and you can't pull it out without softening up first. We recommend that the fastest way to soften up is to think about tossing your grandma's salad while she is pinching a turtle head.

My god! Either she has a baracooter, or she's pregnant with baby Hercules and it just grabbed my cock.

by Clark Cunt October 15, 2010

Barakolyte

Noun: A term to describe a person who has blind faith in, and worship for Barak Obama

"Man, I got into a big round and round argument with Mike last night over Barak Obama's latest faux pas." "Don't let it get to you Ted, Mike's a Barakolyte and can't be logically reasoned with through classical means."

by voxtorious October 14, 2008

barkwood

When a backwoods blunt has less then 3gs of weed in it

Yo fuck dat! You smokin a Barkwoods bruh dat shit make me puke!!!!!!!

by SlabXray February 11, 2018

Barkworth

A person who regularly makes a fool of themselve's in public, without first thinking of the consequences.

This good be by randomly swearing very loudly, having a paddy, picking their nose then eating it. All in full view of everyone.

Stop it! You're making a right Barkworth out of yourself

He is such a Barkworth

OMG did you see that dude with the pointy ears!?.... What a Barkworth...

by Ashley Worth June 1, 2009

Juan David Barahona Gonzalez

the same person who looked up for the definition of his name made this definition himself in order to boost his self esteem. Juan get off your mommies computer.

Juan David Barahona Gonzalez likes to grope men

by JuanitoDespacito June 8, 2020

barakobameter

Theoretical device (like a barometer) that measures how well Barak Obama is doing in the polls, or any other aspect of his campaign for presidency, or how much one of your friends talks about him.

The barakobameter has been rising since he won Wisconsin.

by liz.j February 20, 2008