bagyanker

1. A term used in reference to a male who constantly repositions his testicle(s) via his scrotum. 2. A masturbator. See jackoff.

1. He's such a bagyanker that when I first met him I was under the impression that he suffered from a medical condition where his hand was cojoined to his balls. 2. He'd fuck up a wet dream, the bagyanker.

by Lucille Ball August 25, 2003

Badonkery

n. The act of using the cheeks of the buttocks to pleasure the male sex organ. Similar to that of titty fucking but using the butt cheeks instead of the titties.

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2, what did you and Girl 1 do last night?
Guy 2: Oh a little bit of this, a little bit of that, a little bit of badonkery, the usual.

by the jojoker November 9, 2009

Bantankerous

An adjective, usually used to describe a person of somewhat advanced years, who is disagreeable to deal with, but has excellent, provocative chat, or banter.

Dave: Saw Frank today in the supermarket. The miserable bugger's convinced we should house all homeless people in jail and let them eat the prisoners.

Boris: Yeah, he's a bantankerous old git, isn't he?!

by The Noceros February 20, 2010

beyonkers

Beyond bonkers...

That show was beyonkers, yo!

by DJ N-Tri January 11, 2018

bazonkers

To go crazy or be excited. Also used to describe something that has stopped working predictably. Similar to going ape-shit.

Jim went bazonkers when he found out he won the lottery. Also: After I downloaded a virus, my computer went bazonkers.

by Joe Nekrasz April 16, 2008

badoonkers

really big juicy tits

“bro she had some badoonkers”

by d21bw69 August 12, 2023

random.bazonkers

a talented tiktoker thats funny and makes camp camp stuff
you should follow them

person 1: yo did you see that new tiktok random.bazonkers made?
person 2: wtf is "random.bazonkers"
person 1: why so salty
person 2: pp
person 1: ok. go follow random.bazonkers rn
person 2: *follows random.bazonkers*

by lifedefinedtothelastbit September 6, 2021