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Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette 

To receive a traditional, wonderfully stimulating Tossed Salad from a willing male or female partner but with the added zest, aroma and the tangy taste of one's Ballsamic Vinagrette added into the mix.
Carl's girlfriend loved to give a good Tossed Salad. She especially enjoyed last night's Toss because prior to it, she and Carl had ravenous, hot, sweaty, post-work out, sex whereby an excessive amount of sweat and sex juice had flowed from Carl's ballsack and grundle and that tangy Ballsamic Vinagrette covered his Brown Turtleneck and made his o ring exceptionally ripe and pungent allowing her to thoroughly enjoy a Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette.
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when your balls stick to your leg especially on those hot summer days. Also could happen when you get sweaty.
WOW its hot today and the ballstick is horrible! *scratches balls*
ballstick by fig newtons October 17, 2008

Ballsamic Glaze 

That ripe, pungent, vinegary glaze of sweat that accumulates on the balls and surrounding crevices after failure to bathe for days during the hot summer months.
I didn’t realize how bad of a ballsamic glaze I had going on after not showering for a week. I gave the old balls a little scratch and tug and stirred up a ripe aroma of stank that was more than overpowering.

ballatician 

A balla, mac, playa, thug, high-roller, and pimp rolled into one who can do it like no other.
Was that foo mobbin around with 4 b's?
Ya, he's a ballatician.
ballatician by Alex Espinosa November 6, 2007

Ballsweatic Vinegar 

Ripe, tangy, vinegary ball sweat. Brought on by heat and exercise. Prolifically located in the creases around the sack and taint.
I just scratched my balls. If you would like to sample my ballsweatic vinegar let me know.

Ballsticles 

Used as a term of frustration or ridicule in place of Bollocks or F***.
Ah Ballsticles! Or Thats just Ballsticles
Ballsticles by HawaFu December 26, 2009

ballunatic

Someone told the lady holding the umbrella of balloons, "You have to love balloons to do that job." She replied, "Yes, I'm a ballunatic!"
ballunatic by Terrilyn July 14, 2007