suck my balls and make me cum

suck my balls and make me cum is what I tell my fellow cadet roomie to do when he gives me a blowjob.

I told Christian to suck my balls and make me cum when he gave me a blowjob earlier.

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

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Pitch me some balls

It's a term that Softball Girls use when they want you to pitch your balls in their mouth

Hey maybe after practice you could pitch me some balls!

by Ballplaya10 September 11, 2022

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Pitch me some balls

It's a term that is used mainly by softball girls as a funny way to say they want you to put your balls in their mouth

Hey babe maybe you can pitch me some balls after practice

by Ballplaya10 September 18, 2022

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When a person is attracted to someone’s male genitals they’ll scream “give me them balls” and then go into a ritual singing “jiggly jig jiggly jig jiggly jiggly jiggly jig!” And use their hands to try and tickle their balls.

“Give me them BALLS!” -tickle action with hands

by Jiggle jiffy April 4, 2024

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Had Me By The Balls

This slang expression is used when someone is forced to do something they don't want to do, but have no choice in the matter.

She had me by the balls so I had to go along with her to see her mother.

by wardswords November 26, 2016

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dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens

Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.

Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

by von groovy June 28, 2017

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