Sex with the ball

A person that plays excessive amounts of soccer/football to the point where the main thought in his head is about the ball.

"Goddamn he loves soccer!!! He must be going home to have 'sex with the ball' ".

by Stiff Milk January 17, 2018

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Pre-pubescent ball hair clipping sexual

A male or female who is sexually attracted to a minors pre-pubescent ball hair clippings

Omg Quandale’s pre-pubescent ball hair clippings are so hot ima rub my roast beef to them i am Pre-pubescent ball hair clipping sexual

by bigmacniggadickcheese November 22, 2021

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Sexercise Ball

When a guy and girl have sex on an exercise ball (Swiss ball)

When a guy fucks a chick on a sexercise ball, her titties rapidly move in circles!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

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A male that is completly obsessed with the sport of basketball. Usually has facebook status, or personal messages involving basketball. Will dedicate an entire summer to basketball and will choose basketball over anything or anyone, such as vacations and girlfriends.

Boy 1: "Dude I found these chicks that want to have sex with us!"

Boy 2: "OMFG when!?"

Boy 1: "Tonight!"
Boy 2: "Oh, I wish i could, but I really should practice my freethrows.."
Boy 1: "wow dude, your such a ballsexual"

by villayres August 22, 2010