Gripping the ball so hard

A phrase used to express anger at a situation that caused immense angst.

"Yo I was gripping the ball so hard when I found out my girlfriend peed on my toothbrush."

by D-Wreck vs Me August 20, 2013

hard-ball

hard-ball is a sex-toy that a guy uses to make another dude have a cumtastic orgasm -- similar to The Seven Knots of Singapore. He strings four hardballs together with a leather cord, lubes them up, and then forces them up a dude's asshole and pulls them out one by one as he's jacking the dude off and he begins to blow his load.

Matt tried something new on me -- he wanted to play hard-ball with me and when I came, I blew my load everywhere!

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

Ball so Hard

when you ball so hard you end up beginning to edge yourself but you accidentally explode all over your monitor while playing on the OG fortnite map

I Ball so Hard.

by OGfortniteFanumfingering November 9, 2023

Quarter Hard ball

A term in which you say when an individual says when another says something stupid. (You would proceed to knock on their forehead twice)

Dumbass: “curry a basketball player?”
You: Quarter hard ball!

by FreakMan445 December 3, 2022

BallHard

damn do u hear if u see a ballhard member u will get bitchslapped for fun

ballhard/BH

by doxman69 November 20, 2023

BallHard

damn do u hear if u see a ballhard member u will get bitchslapped for fun

ballhard/BH

by doxman69 November 20, 2023

BallHard

if u see a ballhard member u could possibly get bitch slapped for no reason

ballhard / bh

by doxman69 November 20, 2023