baked potato

a stoned down syndrome person

"check out that baked potato, he's stoned as a mutha fucker!"

by leviticus, Jordan converse October 28, 2013

baked potato

a mentally disabled person stuck in a fire

after SB's house burned down she found her daughter in the state of baked potato

by stupidcunt1726 February 10, 2019

baked potato

When you sit with your laptop on your lap for a while and it heats up your testicles. You then take the heated testicles and tea bag another person, giving them a baked potato.

aaaaaawwwwwww yeeeeaaahhh girl, Ima give you a baked potato!

by Naughty Baratone August 09, 2010

Baked Potato

(n.) An uncooked potato that has been hollowed out and has been used as a pipe to smoke marijuana

Dude I just had (smoked) a baked potato in that alley over there

by The Roach Clip of the Future January 29, 2010

Baked Potato

The act of "pooping" in ones backpack so a hot steamy suprise awaits the backpack owner.

...............................Baked Potato...................................

by Webster's Rejects February 18, 2010

Baked Potato

code word for hand job

"i sure could use a baked potato, hunny"

by jbrawl February 03, 2010

baked potato

A couch potato who is also extremely stoned. (see also baked)

Dude, let's go get something to eat!You've been just staring at the TV all night with that bong in your hand, you baked potato!

by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005