To commit the act(s) of an epic failure to the highest degree resulting in the realization of an immediate need to flee the location of said act(s). This attempt to flee is intended to maintain any remaining shred(s) of dignity.
1. When one finds a tasty treat dangling precariously inside a vending machine and tries to dislodge it by jump kicking the front of said machine breaking the protective glass. After such an act a turn and burn, or epic bailure if you will, is executed.
2. When attempting to park a motor carriage, an individual initiates contact with several motor carriages leaving considerable damage on all motor carriages present. This crumple-rama is now left in the dust of destruction by a rather timely epic bailure.
2. When attempting to park a motor carriage, an individual initiates contact with several motor carriages leaving considerable damage on all motor carriages present. This crumple-rama is now left in the dust of destruction by a rather timely epic bailure.
by dubyaspretzelbaker August 31, 2010
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Bro 2: Me and him(Bro 3) got rejected broseidon.
Bro 1: Classic brailure brodysseus.
Bro 3: Totally broski.
Bro 2: Me and him(Bro 3) got rejected broseidon.
Bro 1: Classic brailure brodysseus.
Bro 3: Totally broski.
by DMXWoofWoof June 29, 2011
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When you make plans with someone and they constantly bail on you. You could've just talked to them an hour ago, but they will still bail. Any contact you try and make with the person will be ignored. Can be quite frustrating and annoying, leading to a decline in friendship with the person.
I stayed in last night and pounded a sixer of nattie light by myself, I had plans with Liz but she had a sudden breakout of bailorexia.
by Brittany Shipnasty August 28, 2010
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"There were butterflies and fireflys buzzing around the nuclear research facility in a spectacular display of baiture."
by James Raynor - CN August 21, 2008
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“I tolds you we neva gon get that bailbread from him, girl.”
“We finna get Duvaughtay…. Errbody git out yo wallets… we need sum bailbread, niggaz!”
“I’m gon beat dat bitches ass if she don’t pay me dat bailbread she owe me.”
Police Officer: “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and………”
DeMarfrey: “Ay! Get sum bailbread niggas! 12 ain’t playin today!”
“We finna get Duvaughtay…. Errbody git out yo wallets… we need sum bailbread, niggaz!”
“I’m gon beat dat bitches ass if she don’t pay me dat bailbread she owe me.”
Police Officer: “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and………”
DeMarfrey: “Ay! Get sum bailbread niggas! 12 ain’t playin today!”
by demarfrey.johnson April 23, 2016
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