Bawley's Law

When you're in a relationship, everyone likes you, but when you're single, no one likes you.

Conceived on Bawley's Beach, Australia, when a group of promiscuous girls presented themselves to two boys with committed relationships, who, when single, had slim-to-none chance of scoring.

"So I went to this party with my girlfriend and all these girls start hitting on me, but when i'm single, no one flirts with me!"

"Dude, that's Bawley's Law.."

by partyingnaked July 17, 2012

bailey steps

The distance one travels out of their driveway at the rate of less than 3 Feet, signifying that the person is short.

The treasure map says take 300 bailey steps inside the giant sandlot at the park!

by Tennisisawesome August 28, 2010

Bailey Sarian

Mommy

Friend 1: "hey have you watched Bailey Sarian on YouTube?"
Friend 2: "Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.

by Frerardislife September 20, 2021

Bailey Smith

Bailey Smith is a woman that has all the qualities that a man would ever want in his life. She is clearly beautiful beyond description and humble enough to never acknowledge it. Bailey Smith is intelligent and puts a lot of effort into her schoolwork. Her passion to help others to understand and grow their own knowledge. Laughing and strange screaming chirps are the main form of communication between Bailey Smith and her peers. Bailey Smith has and is known as "The most chill girl ever". She looks for ways to love everyone and avoids judging so that she can counsel them in their lives wherever she can help. Bailey Smith is a prankster and prefers to stalk her pray in their rooms to make them jump and scream. Bailey Smith has a smile that is contagious and impossible to cure and chocolate eyes will fill you with joy and take away your words. If you ever come in contact with Bailey Smith, be very cautious, because she will steal your heart.

Other than being known as a hottie, she is a God-loving woman. She is always willing to follow God's commandments and do his will before her own. A true disciple of Jesus Christ is what Bailey Smith is. Many would say that she is a perfect mother figure that will teach her own children the happiness of the restored gospel that she loves. She is a righteous example for everyone she interacts with and inspires everyone to be the best selves that they can be. Any man will be extremely lucky to have Bailey Smith in their life.

Example 1:
Man 1: I can't make it, I've got a date tonight!
Man 2: That's fine, whats her name?
Man 1: Bailey Smith
Man 2: YOU LUCKY SON OF A .....conversation cuts out

Example 2
Man 1: I think I just found the woman of my dreams!
Man 2: Oh really? Why do you say that?
Man 1: Because she made me happy! I cant stop smiling! You know the best part?
Man 2: What?
Man 1: She completely rocks wearing bunny ears! She made my jaw drop!
Man 2: You know what this sounds like right?
Man 1: I don't know, what?
Man 2: She sounds like a Bailey Smith to me!
Man 1: HOW'D YOU KNOW?!?!?!

by Car Of Secrecy October 26, 2019

Bailey Smith

a fucking mad lad who fucks his sister and bums his brother

i sure do like to fuck kyra - Bailey Smith

by choekekd August 6, 2021

Bailey Sylvia

Bailey Sylvia is a nice, cat loving girl, with two nice cats, a great mom and dad, and some pretty cool friends (or so i would think).

Bailey Sylvia is the best person ever

by ALLYISMOM September 18, 2018

bailey stacy <3

ooooo baby oh yeah mmm gwen stacys hot younger cousin lookin sexy big boi chunky monkey. All the ladies love the big baz with the big hog. She has had many women...

girl: "did you hear the bailey stacy <3 is in town??!!"
ugly girl: "oh my gawd yass!!"
gwen: "gigty gigty"

by DOLPHINDDD August 16, 2023