Courtney Lin Bagwell

FUCKING FATASS BITCH WHO ABUSES YOU AS A CHILD THEN WANTS TO ACT LIKE SHE CARES ABOUT YOU THEN YOU FINALLY MEET SOMEONE WHO MAKES YOU HAPPY THEN COURTNEY WANTS TO TRANSFER YOU TO A DIFFERENT SCHOOL FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON OTHER THAN TO KEEP YOU AWAY FROM THAT PERSON WHO MAKES YOU HAPPY BECAUSE SHE DOESNT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOUR HAPPINESS, THAT FUCKING CUNT

mom: "you stay away from that girl now"
Cartman: "FUCK YOU MA YOUR BEING SUCH A COURTNEY LIN BAGWELL"

by KAKAHEADMAFUCKA November 17, 2017

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Teddy Bagwell

A pseudonym, or fictitious name, adopted by a person for comedic perposes. Usually employed when meeting a person for the first time; if used correctly, can cause uproarious laughter. (incase you didn't get it, its short for T-bag).

Person 1: Hi, i'm person.
Person 2: hi, i'm Teddy Bagwell; but you can call me T-bag for short.

by Sexyranchdressingman February 6, 2009

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the bagwell

The act of having anal sex with a small handbag size dog with peanut butter as lube until you see blood, the dog tries to bite your hand, and he wiggles his ass urgently in pain adding more stitches to his own anal reconstruction surgery.

Man did you see that guy do "the bagwell" on that poor puppy? He's not going to be able to shit for months

by Millrat23 September 21, 2017

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