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Bad Decision Thursday

A Thursday night of bad decisions resulting in a mild to moderate hangover at work on Friday. At work on Friday, your co-workers will notice your breakfast of greasy foods, particularly sausage links. If you don't have to work, but have an early Friday morning flight and haven't packed and try to say "no" to participating in Bad Decision Thursday, it is of utmost importance that your friends tell you to get your ass out and you can sleep on the plane. Bad Decision Thursday involves a Friday morning sacrifice. Meaning you have to adult, but it's difficult because you made Bad Decisions... on Thursday night. Just say "yes."
"Put your pants on and get to the bar, it's Bad Decision Thursday, Bitches!"
by Maida S January 17, 2019
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Bad Decision Shoulders

To rotate ones shoulder's, raising one after another while keeping your arms bent at the elbows whilst gravitating towards a bad decision. Most commonly used to describe someone on the path of unfaithfulness, exuding a particularly joyous excitement about the prospect that is visible in their shoulders.
Nathan gave one last sly smile to Danny, Tom and Rich before giving a vigorous episode of bad decision shoulders then turning and moving towards the ladies at the bar.
by Spoonsauce June 19, 2022
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Bad Text Decision

Bad text decisions are the texts that you know you should not, under any circumstances send, but you do. Often committed whilst super high or drunk, these texts seem like a good idea until you have pressed send. One common characteristic of bad text decisions is when you will ignore your friends' queries into who you are texting until said text is sent. After informing them, good friends will usually confiscate the phone.

Can also be shortened to BTD.
"So, is it bad if I just texted Kevin and told him I wanted him?" "You mean oldman creeper Kevin? Yes, that was a terrible idea, give me your phone before you make any more bad text decisions."
by The KickBack Kid February 5, 2010
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bad life decision

A decision that results in regretful mornings and bruised knees. A bad life decision is any hilarious decision committed under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or diner food. The term is often shortened to its acronym BLD.
Passed out naked one night in bed. Woke up to find roommate and girlfriend sitting talking. With no way to get clothes with out being exposed i laid in bed with a blanket. Missed two classes until they left and failed one. Yes a bad life decision. - taken from www.badlifedecisions.com
by Charlie Jacobs II April 7, 2010
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bad decisions

Are the root cause of most fun. And the impetus for almost every Epic story any dude has ever had anywhere. Also occasionaly responsible for unemployment or death.
I went out with the guys last night and made some bad decisions. It was fucking awesome. I still have that one Girls shoe.
by BadJohn April 22, 2007
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Bad Decisions

Making bad decisions everyday is a lifestyle. Make the bad decisions but dont let them make you. Always try to do da bad tings with da bad people. Anyone that isnt doing bad things has to be SUCKED IN.
Pitbull: yo make some bad decisions
Bad decisioner 1: ok im gonna go get bombed and i aint coming home tonight.
Bad decisioner 2: i just chopped down a tree
Bad decisioner 3: my birth was a bad decision. Im good fam
by Joooeejoee August 15, 2019
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