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backwards crab cake

Backwards crab cake is where you back your ass ontop a black guys dick and while he ducks you, you jerk off 2 other dudes
Hey I'm nick and I like doing the backwards crab cake
by bitchurreatard May 5, 2015
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backwards custard cream

The backwards custard cream involves screwing your chosen partner violently, first making eye contact with the recipient, then when they are about to cream, do a jerking cork-screw action and flip them on to their belly and cum on their back.you have just achieved the Backwards custard cream.
mike gave me the old backwards custard cream last night, he didnt half make my custard cream!
by dbistcuitjj November 13, 2016
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Backwards Cincinnati

When your significant other uses a strap-on to fiercely penetrate your asshole with no lube, break, or conditions! Also known as the Steve Army special!
Hey babe, you look like you could use a break. Well to fucking bad! It's time for the good ol backwards Cincinnati!
by Mike of diamonds! November 5, 2020
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The Backwards Charlie

When a bunch of white people gather into a small room with white walls and wood floors, and then proceed to insert coffee bean of various sizes and grades into each others' rectum.

Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie originated in a room in Charleston, SC where a bunch of people under the influence of THC (not to be confused with the phone company HTC) first pioneered the event.

Additionally, this practice has included the use of fine exotic and smooth coffee beans such as: Aribica, Scandinavia, and Columbica Amazonius.

Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie can be performed in a various assortment of positions and sizes. Their is shape, square, rhombus, and 90 degree angel positions.

Finally, the Backwards Charlie concludes once all members in the room have inserted their respected coffee beans into the rectum of their respective partners. Then, each participant proceeds to take an enema and violently shat upon the upper bodal regions of each person in a non-demeaning and artistic fashion.
Person A: Did you hear of those kids who committed the Backwards Charlie?

Person B: No, what happened?

Person A: Dude, they all ended up in the emergency room and said the whole thing was worse than watching Cannibal Holocaust.
by Zob- The Wubbler January 28, 2011
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backwards camping

Two people having anal sex while facing each other, as opposed to anal sex doggy style.
How was your night with Danny?

It was amazing! He wanted to do some backwards camping, so it was a party in the front while he was coming in the back.
by Reddick Timmay November 23, 2017
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The Backwards Compliment

1. The act of engaging in anal sex whereby both people are facing away from each other, and push back and forth, using a bottle as a make-shift dildo

2. The act of being nice to a person you extremely dislike, and bitching about them to other people afterwards
Ex 1: 'Yeah man she was gagging for it, so I gave that bitch the backwards compliment'

Ex 2: 'Oh my god , Sally is so bitchy! She just backwards complimented Bridget!'
by TROLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO January 11, 2016
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backwards cameltoe

The cleft that is made in a middle-aged woman's rear by sitting in a church pew with loose-fitting pants.
Hey Phil, look, grandma there has a backwards cameltoe!
by Ed Sleeper December 28, 2006
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