Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).

You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.

by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025

Baby wipes

Baby wipes are so beautiful if you see some you want to shove it in your bra. The smell makes your cleavage smell like sardines. P.s it turns your cleavage a funny colour (yellow) which is so beautiful. My friends all like to smell my boobs once I have done it. Sometimes I use them to wipe my babies sick off the carpet so it is convenient to have a stash in your bra. My baby is starting a new diet today which is baby wipes blended with his poo also it drinks baby wipe juice mixed with almond milk and a hint of vanilla essence. My baby’s bum hole is not as sore as it used to be because it is touching the baby wipe moisture every second of the day. Ps if the baby projectiles all over you just slap it and there you go you have red bottoms.

Baby wipes are the answers to life

by Unknownrandn December 21, 2019

No Baby Wipes

Meaning as no bullshit

I ain"t dealin with no baby wipes

by TimmyTim14 January 16, 2019

babywipe infection

it is when you wipe your ass so hard with a babywipe it goes up your ass and damages your anal cavity

Jerry: Ah dude the other day i got the worst babywipe infection ever

Tom:Oh shit what made it so bad

Jerry: It made me shit vomit

by anal rectifier November 21, 2017

Babywipe

Sex term

Basically a babywipe is when you spunk in your hand and then find a girl who is wearing way too much make-up, proceed to wipe your spunk filled hand all over her face until all make up is removed

Jim: Muriel is wearing way too much make up tonight

Timmy: I know someone needs to babywipe that girl to oblivion

by Billygoatfgruff420 January 1, 2023

BabyWipe

When you kill the enemy healers in a team shooter game and being able to then kill the rest of the team easily.

Quick a babyWipe! get them!

by Cooler1996 February 4, 2023