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Angie's Baby Daddy 

A term used when you don't know who your baby daddy is and it could be any/all of the guys at your school because you slept with just about all of them.
Melissa: I'm pregnant but I don't know who it is...

Ryan: Well maybe you should have had all those one night stands with those guys!

Melissa: It wasn't that many...

Ryan: You slept with almost all of them, it could be any of them... You have Angie's Baby Daddy!
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Baby's Daddy

A phrase twisted by discussion board conservatives from it's original meaning of the "father of a baby" to the father of an illegitimate child.
Look Fox News only referred to Michele Obama as a Baby Mama, becuase Michele Obama referred to her husband as her Baby's Daddy. It's the same thing.
Baby's Daddy by Blazergator June 22, 2008

Daddy D and the Baby MT’s 

I got my third eye squeegeesd clean by Daddy D and the baby MT’s.

baby daddy syndrome 

when you try to get over your baby daddy but the next time you see him you just have to fuck the shit out of him!!
you're not over David cause every time you see him you get that baby daddy syndrome!!

First Baby Daddy Syndrome 

also known as FBDS, the guy you screwed around with and had a baby with for the first time, mostly affects young girls from ages 14-19 years old who have kids extremely young and before marriage.
Lindsay: I really might get back with my ex
Bobby: why he's a total douche to you and doesnt even care about lil jonny
Lindsay: because he's my first baby daddy!
Bobby: ah! fuck girl you've got a case of First Baby Daddy Syndrome!

serial baby daddy 

A man who knocks up multiple women and is likely to take no responsibility in his actions.
Guy 1: Did you hear Arnold got another girl pregnant?

Guy 2: What?! He's definitely a serial baby daddy.

Safety baby daddy 

A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.
“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”

“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy
Safety baby daddy by Taylour Paige December 11, 2021