Baby Carrot

A hot or cute person, basically liked by everyone.

"Look at that guy over there he is such a Baby Carrot."

by allme554 January 25, 2017

Baby carrot

A full grown man that can not in any situation get a girl to touch his very tiny penis that is smaller than a baby carrot

Dude your such a baby carrot

by Themilieiexpert November 30, 2016

Baby Carrot

A Bay Port term meaning that something is lame, uncool, or not done well; slang for a tiny penis.

Hey Jon, AP Stats is so baby carrot; Robb's penis is so baby carrot.

by Bay Port Band Pirate February 20, 2011

baby carrot syndrome

When a males genitales are small resembling the likes of a baby carrot

He had to buy a shiny fast red z06 corvette to satisfy his baby carrot syndrome

by Imagine that October 5, 2016

Little baby carrot

Tiny dick

Mel has a little baby carrot. Reasons why he gets no bitches

by Myles Welch July 6, 2018

Baby Carrot

A man of great stature whose genitalia it so small it can only be compared to a baby carrot henceforth Baby Carrot = a man with a dong that ain't so long.

Tatiana: When is Baby Carrot showing up?
Mickey: Apparently he's still at home trying to "please" the wife...
Tatiana: Oh god, we're going to be waiting here forever!!!

by Scrappydappy June 30, 2019

Baby Carrot

Something men possess that is orange and small that never satisfies their wife. Typically named Brian, Bryan or Bry for short

He looks sad. He must have a baby carrot

by JATB March 28, 2023