bork 

Irreversibly damaged.

My soundcard is borked.

bork by Liverstar October 17, 2001

Bork 

A noise that a clumsy or idiotic-looking dog makes instead of "bark"

"Primed and ready to bork"

"BOORK" "woah you gave me a frighten

Bork by Galaxy.boy May 16, 2016

bork 

Exclamation commonly used by muppet swedes.

Bork bork bork.

bork by Tarrasque November 18, 2002

bork 

sound of le canine companion :)

Person: Who's a good :boy:?
Dog: BORK BORK

bork by BigPokemon October 29, 2020

bork 

The noise that the Swedish Chef from the Muppets makes.

Bork Bork Bork Bork!
- The Swedish Chef from the Muppets

bork by kristyvictoria March 7, 2005

bork 

to have one's character assasinated;
as in the treatment by the U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee of Supreme Court Justice nominee Robert Bork.

You sure got borked on that deal.

bork by Paul M. Williamsen March 26, 2003

Bork 

1.) A corruption of the Swedish word for
'away'; used by the Swedish Chef when
he throws objects into the air. (Adj.)

2.) The corruption of english language to
sound as if the Swedish Chef was
saying it. (N.)

3.) To change regular writing or speech
into "Borked" language or speech. (V.)

1.) "Bork, Bork, Bork!" (throws away ladle)

2.) original:
"Welcome to Wikipedia,
the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
2,602,815 articles in English"
"Borked" Text:
"Velcume-a tu Veekipedia,
zee free-a eecyclupedeea thet unyune-a cun ideet.
2,602,815 erticles in Ingleesh"

Bork by thewolvesarewatching March 9, 2009