1. (What archaeology should be) You've started your archaeology course. It's the first day, you have your hat, whip and designer stuble and are ready to go and kick ass. Everything is exciting, there are always nazi scum to shoot, imprisoned children to free and artefact s to "rescue". If you are an archaeologist you can also get laid easily.
2. What archaeology is :( . You're there, on your uni course, let's say in Exeter for example. Pen in hand. Peering around the lecture theatre at various other odd looking characters that look like they should never have been allowed to leave wales , sommerset or whatever random back country they escaped from. There's hours of looking at dendrochronology, pollen diagrams, and geophysical bull shit. (That's not the good kind of pollen either :( ) Archaeology causes insanity, a strong accent and excitement over broken ceramics .
Avoid at all costs. Unless you are already displaying archaeology symptoms, then you may well enjoy.
2. What archaeology is :( . You're there, on your uni course, let's say in Exeter for example. Pen in hand. Peering around the lecture theatre at various other odd looking characters that look like they should never have been allowed to leave wales , sommerset or whatever random back country they escaped from. There's hours of looking at dendrochronology, pollen diagrams, and geophysical bull shit. (That's not the good kind of pollen either :( ) Archaeology causes insanity, a strong accent and excitement over broken ceramics .
Avoid at all costs. Unless you are already displaying archaeology symptoms, then you may well enjoy.
*queue theme music* Look at him killing all those nazi's! He must have done archaeology!
This week you will be looking at carbonised grain and what it can tell us about past cultures and how they farmed.
This week you will be looking at carbonised grain and what it can tell us about past cultures and how they farmed.
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A person who spends days looking through high-profile twitter accounts in an effort to unearth unsavory texts for the purpose of character assassination
The director of the upcoming film was fired after a daring twitter archaeologist uncovered lyrics posted from an NWA song 8 years ago.
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A popular misconception is that they study fossils or dinosaurs (this is Paleantology)but this is not true. Many male archaeologists have beards, and they are considered as "weird" from most of the population.
A popular misconception is that they study fossils or dinosaurs (this is Paleantology)but this is not true. Many male archaeologists have beards, and they are considered as "weird" from most of the population.
" That samien dish seems to be from the 4th Century AD not the 3rd. You can tell by the potters stamp, and look at layer it is in."
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"Archaeology can you dig it"
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"Archaeology, it's dirty and we like it"
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"Archeology a career in ruins"
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"Archaeology can you dig it"
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"Archaeology, it's dirty and we like it"
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"Archeology a career in ruins"
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THEN YOU DON'T CALL HER BACK!
THEN YOU DON'T CALL HER BACK!
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1.) An ancient reptillian bird that exemplifies the missing evolutionary link between lizards and flying-lizards/modern birds.
a.) In the not-so-distant Future, the Archaeopteryx II is the missing link between man and flying-man. Projected Genetic Blueprint: 1 part man, 1 part phoenix, 1 part Archaeopteryx and 2 parts Olympic Gold-Medalist Vince Carter.
b.) In the "Future," the Archaeopteryx III is the missing link between flying-man and space-man. Projected Genetic Blueprint: 1 part man, 1 part Anaerobic bacterium, 1 part Phoenix (the band), 1 part Archaeopteryx, 2 parts Solar Wind, and 1/2 part Dark Matter.
3.) That guy who's real hot and fucks like a crack-smoking, dragon-slaying, Level 92 Dark Wizard. Also, the same guy who convinced your girlfriend to do anal sex pornography for some extra cash in 2004. Also, the same guy who is currently directing internationally recognized and award-winning bukakke films starring your girlfriend and her friend Kate.
a.) Also, your instincts are terrible in regards to women unlike the skills of the lady-slaying Archaeopteryx
1.) An ancient reptillian bird that exemplifies the missing evolutionary link between lizards and flying-lizards/modern birds.
a.) In the not-so-distant Future, the Archaeopteryx II is the missing link between man and flying-man. Projected Genetic Blueprint: 1 part man, 1 part phoenix, 1 part Archaeopteryx and 2 parts Olympic Gold-Medalist Vince Carter.
b.) In the "Future," the Archaeopteryx III is the missing link between flying-man and space-man. Projected Genetic Blueprint: 1 part man, 1 part Anaerobic bacterium, 1 part Phoenix (the band), 1 part Archaeopteryx, 2 parts Solar Wind, and 1/2 part Dark Matter.
3.) That guy who's real hot and fucks like a crack-smoking, dragon-slaying, Level 92 Dark Wizard. Also, the same guy who convinced your girlfriend to do anal sex pornography for some extra cash in 2004. Also, the same guy who is currently directing internationally recognized and award-winning bukakke films starring your girlfriend and her friend Kate.
a.) Also, your instincts are terrible in regards to women unlike the skills of the lady-slaying Archaeopteryx
Guy 1: The "Archaeopteryx” was an amazing, genetically retarded (in a good way), flying dinosaur that taught all the other dinosaurs how to fly and evolve into birds like him and his hipster friends.
Girl 1: Oh, so you think that’s why the dinosaurs went extinct? No comets or catastrophic climate changes but a magical “Archaeopteryx” that swooped down and persuaded the dinosaurs to grow wings and fly around with him?
Guy 1: Yep.
Girl 1: Really?
Guy 1: Yes, the archaeopteryx is the missing link between reptiles and birds. Archaeopteryx was more evolved than all other dinosaurs at the time. He was pretty suave, for sure, but he convinced them to change so they could adapt to the Earth’s changing environment. Plus, flying is more fun than walking. Plus x2, he had an iPhone 3GS and listened to lots of house and dancehall music while flying above the dinosaurs, in and out of clouds.
Guy 2: Fact: Archaeopteryx is totally awesome and good at sex.
Girl 1: Oh, so you think that’s why the dinosaurs went extinct? No comets or catastrophic climate changes but a magical “Archaeopteryx” that swooped down and persuaded the dinosaurs to grow wings and fly around with him?
Guy 1: Yep.
Girl 1: Really?
Guy 1: Yes, the archaeopteryx is the missing link between reptiles and birds. Archaeopteryx was more evolved than all other dinosaurs at the time. He was pretty suave, for sure, but he convinced them to change so they could adapt to the Earth’s changing environment. Plus, flying is more fun than walking. Plus x2, he had an iPhone 3GS and listened to lots of house and dancehall music while flying above the dinosaurs, in and out of clouds.
Guy 2: Fact: Archaeopteryx is totally awesome and good at sex.
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