Austin’s really sus tent

It’s on its on level from Austin’s sus Tent this time he likes Erin and she gave him blue balls before so when she goes into the tent this time he’s doing anal

Erin: not anal in the Austin’s really sus tent
Austin: u gave me blue balls bitch

by Meazar November 28, 2018

Austin’s Dragon Semen

A beverage that Austin once drank and then exclaimed “ I drank Dragon Semen yesterday!” Austin loves dragon Semen with all his heart and has since inspired Merch and a theatrical release of his inspiring story.

Austin: I drank Austin’s Dragon Semen yesterday 👌

by Redmundo Fanclub December 20, 2020

Austin’s Bars

Hot enough to melt any metal/alloy known to man. Burns bright enough to disintegrate your retinas within a 10 mile radius.

Yoooooo, Austin’s bars are straight HEAT

by Them Niggas March 10, 2019

Austin's Handwriting

A hieroglyphic cluster fuck that makes the Navajo encryption look like the ABCs.

Hitler: Why have our best men not been able to decipher this code?
Nazi: Idk bro, it kinda looks like Russian Cursive
Hitler: Damn, they must've replaced the Navajo encryptors, this shit is even harder to read
Nazi: Holy shit, this might be Austin's Handwriting

by AsianFetus May 23, 2022

Austin Power's Syndrome

As in the Mike Myer's film "Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery," Dr. Evil's outrageous plot is to control the world,

World domination. We now see that Donald Trump has a plot to control/dominate the World.

Donald Trump has Austin Power's Syndrome. Trump wants to control/ dominate the World.

by anonymous January 10, 2025

Austin Stevens

The most hilarious Snake Handler in history. Known for such skills as tickling lizards and frogs...and allowing trees to fall on his camp

**grabbing Cobra in desert**

Austin Stevens: AHH it bit me guys!! for fuck sake guys!!
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AS: This is one of the only poisonous lizards in the world...n look its tickleish!! he says 'stop it i hate it! ahhh!! stop it plz!' hehehe

by Poo Man Jones October 24, 2008

austin spafford

A hypocrite that you can never trust, but is v-good in sports and lying about certain things.

austin spafford told me not to hit people, then he hit me, that hypocrite!

by Sim Shady 1234j;adfj;lsfsdfa October 14, 2013