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Great Area 51 Massacre

A massacre that happened in Amargosa Valley at U.S. top secret facility Area 51 on Sept. 20, 2019. We lost over five hundred thousand of our best redditers that day.
Presidential tweet moments after the Great Area 51 Massacre:

"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."
by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019
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A group of dedicated, misguided, and ignorant people who play Super Smash Bros Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch. Contrary to the other crews of the Bay Area, they carry a train of logic so misinformed that they must use their loud voices over their intelligence. With their incredibly wacky takes about the bestselling game, they reside in the Bay Area High School Smash Discord Server so their reasons remain shielded from public backlash. They remain abbreviated as BAHSS.
"I think olimar is mid tier at best"
"that's a Bay Area High School Smashers-level take bro, chill"

"man roy is so hard to play"
"dude, are you a BAHSS?"
by NorCalBoys June 14, 2019
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Backblast Area Clear

a. a military cautionary statement, when one is firing the AT-4. One looks behind them, scanning for personnel 100 meters back in a 90 degree cone, once it is clear they yell backblast area clear and fire.

b. One looks behind them, and whether it's clear or not, yells BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR, and rips a loud veracious fart.
a. READY, BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR, FIRE FIRE FIRE

b. Hey Tom, backblast area clear, RIPPPPPP HAHAHAHA
by Military guy April 10, 2009
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Area 51 Massacre

Aftermath of an internet trend stemmed from a Facebook post titled: "Storm Area 51, they can't stop us all", with a total of around 2.5 million people contributing.

On September 20th 2019, one of the largest civilian massacres in history took place. A total of 150,000 people turned up in Nevada to follow up on the trend and Storm the Military Base - the common interests were to "Clap those alien cheeks", "see them aliens" and acquire supposed futuristic technologies.

After 110,000 of the attendees stormed the base and fell, those remaining managed to enter the base. They had a short 10 minute window before reinforcements arrived, and they planned to use this time to find that which the trend was started for.

Unfortunately, the 40,000 realised they were unsuccessful, and so, as if pigs in a slaughterhouse, 500,000 soldiers rolled in to take the lives of the remaining civilians.

~September 11th, 2099
Tim: "Did you learn about the Area 51 Massacre at school?"

Bob: "Yeah, is that the one where Keanu Reeves died?"
by noobmaster64 July 16, 2019
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The Area

Highly multicultural inhabitants of Australia. "The Area" represents the suburb or inner city where a person is from. In general everyone has their own "Area". The Area is generally made up of diverse cultural groups which in turn helps provide Acculturation and Integration within the district.

Similar to North America's Hood and U.K's The Endz although not as rough. 'The Area' bubbles with talent and gifted individuals which face struggles of finding their way out or getting trapped with the wrong crowd.

Referred to places are often within Western Sydney, such as Bankstown, Campbelltown, Blacktown, Burwood, Parramatta to name a few Area's.
What 'Area' are you from?

Let's go back to 'the Area' bro .

What time you gonna be in 'the Area'?
by Samgotknowledge July 26, 2018
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die already

A phrase you use when you're busy killing somebody but they're taking way too long to actually die and you're getting impatient. Alternatively, it can be directed towards someone who is alive and in no danger but you hate them intensely and can't wait for them to be killed somehow.
Seriously, how is this guy still breathing? Just die already!
by The Titanator June 10, 2016
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Area 51

A place where the military is hiding all of those spacey bois. Will shoot you on sight if you get close.
Person 1: I tried walking into Area 51
Person 2: But why though?
Person 1: To see the spacey bois
Person 2: Did you get to see them?
Person 1: No, I was almost shot.
Person 2: What the
by F.B.I Director May 5, 2019
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