August 29th 

If you were born on this say, you are obviously an anal cavity with no boundaries.

"It is August 29th, somebody must feel like an anus."

August 29th by IndieHopper9000 April 15, 2020

August 29th 

August 29th, kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day. You must also get them a present of some sort. To celebrate you two being together 😁😄

Hey it’s August 29th, here’s your present! Let’s kiss now 😁

August 29th by RayRay69420 August 11, 2021

August 29th 

People born on this day are stupid

Person 1: Where's America?
Person 2: On the map.. What do you mean '' Where's America''?
Person 1: You must be born on August 29th
Person 2: Yeah! How did you know!!

August 29th by Memezmemezmemez December 14, 2019

AUGUST 29TH 

National Steak Curtain Day. By law, every alpha male is required to grab the steak curtain of the baddest bitches.

Chad 1- Bro I really wish I could grab her meat purse
Chad 2- Bro, you even know what day it is?
Chad 1- uhh August 29th?
Chad 2- bro grab her coot like Micheal Jackson, it's National Steak Curtain Day

AUGUST 29TH by Average Monkey August 28, 2019

August 29th 

August 29th is national ask a cute girl on a date day

Boy 1: "I'm going to go ask that cute girl out"
Boy 2: "Why?"
Boy 1: "Because its August 29th"

August 29th by Johnsmith668 August 28, 2021

August 29th 

The Men born on this day are the best, and most loving guys, they are always perfect, and are always true to there word.
If you are with a man born on August 29th, you should stay with them forever. These men when they grow up are absolutely stunning.

Girl 1: Hey, I really like you...

Boy 1: Same, you're pretty.

Girl 2: OMG. She actually got with that guy! He's even born on August 29th!

Boy 2: Wow. He did it!

August 29th by November 29th November 10, 2021

August 29th 

The day when the best friendship of all time was formed.

J: “Hey! What’s August 29th again?”
H: “How do you keep forgetting? It’s our friendship anniversary, remember?”

J: “Oh yeah! Thanks!”

August 29th by ewholls August 25, 2022