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by littlejellies September 22, 2011
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by PuffyWanderer June 13, 2019
Get the Auditorium fart mug.A person who works upwards of 80 hours a week , travels constantly, and drinks excessively. Probably works for EY, PWC, Deloitte, or KPMG. Charges clients between $250 and $1100 an hour to perform work that could be done by a team of trained monkey's. Auditors generally have no social life as all their spare time is taken up by work related events. Most external auditors leave their firms within 5 years to take up middle-upper management postitions in order to spend time with the family that they forgot they had. Those who are left behind eventually become partners and sit in their offices all day counting their money, stained with the blood and sweat of 25 year old college grads.
I basically just gave up on life so i could become an auditor earn lots of money and never spend it.
by Arthur Andersson June 30, 2008
Get the auditor mug.Ezio Auditore da Firenze (born 1459) was a Florentine noble during the Italian Renaissance and, unbeknownst to most historians and philosophers, a central member and Grand Master of the Assassin's Order. A descendant of Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad and ancestor to both Desmond Miles and Subject 16, Ezio was unaware of his Assassin heritage until the age of 17, when his father and two brothers, Federico and Petruccio, were murdered. Ezio fled Florence – his birthplace – and took refuge at the Villa Auditore in the Tuscan town of Monteriggioni.
Learning of his heritage from his uncle, Mario Auditore, Ezio begun his Assassin training, as well as his quest for vengeance against the Grand Master of the Templar Order, Rodrigo Borgia, who had ordered the executions of his father and two brothers. During his quest, Ezio managed to not only unite the pages of Altaïr's Codex for the first time since Domenico Auditore, but also to save the cities of Florence, Venice, and later Rome from the Templars' wrath. He ensured the future travels of Christoffa Corombo to the "New World" and, in liberating Rome from Borgia control, helped spread the Renaissance and Assassin ideals of independence and free thought throughout Italy.
Shortly before the death of Rodrigo Borgia in 1503, Ezio was pronounced the Grand Master, or "ll Mentore", of the Assassin Order.
Learning of his heritage from his uncle, Mario Auditore, Ezio begun his Assassin training, as well as his quest for vengeance against the Grand Master of the Templar Order, Rodrigo Borgia, who had ordered the executions of his father and two brothers. During his quest, Ezio managed to not only unite the pages of Altaïr's Codex for the first time since Domenico Auditore, but also to save the cities of Florence, Venice, and later Rome from the Templars' wrath. He ensured the future travels of Christoffa Corombo to the "New World" and, in liberating Rome from Borgia control, helped spread the Renaissance and Assassin ideals of independence and free thought throughout Italy.
Shortly before the death of Rodrigo Borgia in 1503, Ezio was pronounced the Grand Master, or "ll Mentore", of the Assassin Order.
"My name is Ezio Auditore da Firenze, and like my father and grandfathers before me, I am an Assassin."
―Ezio Auditore da Firenze
―Ezio Auditore da Firenze
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