Atoner Boner

Erection that occurs in synagogue during the high holidays, due to the fact that the services last 9 hours and that Jewish chicksare indeed hot. The best part about this boner is that you can atone for it as you get it.
During Kol Nidre I saw this girl Sarah from elementary school who I wanted to bone even when I was 8. I got a huge atoner boner.
by LCow January 18, 2009
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Atonement Academy

Person 1: hey what middle school did you go to?
Person 2: Atonement Academy
Person 1: what the fuck is that
by WBB c April 10, 2019
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Sober Atonement

The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.
Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover?

Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.

Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.

Earl: YEAH!

Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?
by ganeshaonyaba September 20, 2009
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Aton

The fattest homeboy you'll ever meet
Yo you know that guy aton he's such and aton
by Gyrpä March 20, 2018
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Atoning

When you get soo annoyed at video games your impulsive response is just to say ''im going to groom you''.
Bro are you doing that atoning.
by Vibz__ December 28, 2024
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