Assuming control

1. Shorter variation "assuming direct control".

2. Uttered when someone takes control of a situation or something.

1. Said by Harbinger when he takes control of a Collector.

2. Ugh, my girlfriend is insane. Every time during sex she wrestles her way on top of me and says "assuming control"

by Harrowing June 29, 2011

assraping

To beat, crush or pound someone/something so hard that they humiliate the other in front of all.

Damn, did you see Ohio St. assraping Wisconsin?

by ThePopularDictionary January 18, 2015

assraping

1. The penetration of an unsolicited dick in your ass.

2. An extremely difficult test that requires copious amounts of lubrication to survive.

"Bubba assraped me in the showers yesterday. It was traumatic."

"I hope you lubricated for that Chem test because it's a complete and brutal assraping."

by Turtlittle September 27, 2013

Assuminge

When a person makes an assumption that a girl will put out; a portmanteau of assuming and minge.

Yo, you think you're gonna sleep with that wench?

Totally, I'm assuminge things are going to go well. After all, that slut has low self esteem

by Milhouse von Matterhorn December 18, 2010

Are you assuming my gender

It's when someone offends your gender

Boy1: Are you transgender?
Boy2: Are you assuming my gender?

by triggred841 September 17, 2016

Assuing

This is when you take the 'me' out of the word 'assuming,' therefore eliminating yourself from the phrase "when you assume, you make an ass out of 'you' and 'me.'" This is only making an ass out of the other person.

Toby "I guarantee that you will get so drunk that you will pass out and get written on with permanent marker."

Jafar "Hey man, when you assume you are making an ass out of you and me!"

Toby "No, I'm assuing. I'm only making an ass out of you."

by dfash December 14, 2009

Assuming

Society's only weapon against Brittany and Karen .

Bartender : What would you like today Miss ?

Karen or Brittany : Are you assuming that I am a Miss . That is really unacceptable , the assumption of gender is immensely prohibited...ah ..... Faints **

"We hear cheering in the background"

by Ze_IvanIvanov March 7, 2020