asstunnel

Asstunnel is the term for employees of MediaDefender an incompetent company that poisons p2p networks that is soon to file for bankruptcy. They are the expendable adherents of the MPAA and the RIAA always ready to do their master's bidding by poisoning p2p networks with junk data, bad files, as well as committing other illegal activities against file sharers. They are also known to have an interest in beastiality. Due too their massive stupidity of forwarding all their company emails to a gmail account using the secure password blahbob nine months of their internal emails have been leaked to the internet. More information such as internal phone conversations and program source codes have now also been leaked to the net.
The asstunnel poisoned my torrent.
The asstunnel will never find employment again.
by john doe from Digg September 20, 2007
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asstunnel

what you get when a European whose first language isn't English tries to say "asshole."

The executives of Media Defender.
"Dearest little asstunnels, Let me start off by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your e-mails removed from the entire internet..."
by Masked Dragon September 20, 2007
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Asstunnel

A person or entity that is full of shit. An ignorant self righteous moron.

Originates from the bittorrent index site Meganova in response to a Cease and Desist letter received from MediaDefender following a leak of confidential internal e-mails.
Dearest little asstunnels,

Let me start of by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your emails removed from the entire internet (the thing that says www.). In no way we feel obligated to fulfill your request, as a matter of fact any organization that tries to harm this site and the bittorrent user in general can expect nothing more from us but a big fuck you!

In case you haven't noticed, this site is located in Europe (I hope you can point it out on a map) where your stupid copyright claims have no base. But fair is fair you guys did suffer over the past week so here's bit of advice to you guys:

* Fuck you!
* Fuck you again!
* Fuck you again and again and again!
* Fuck you again and again and again && again!

There is no way you can stop this, your emails have been published on more then a centillion websites. And if there is anyone who is going to start a lawsuit it will be us suing you for attempts to sabotage the integrity of this site and many others.

Have a very nice day,

Markus
by b0n9 September 20, 2007
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