asstunnel

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1.Name of anyone who works at the Law Firm of Sheppard, Mullin, Richter & Hampton (SMR&H) and or Randy Saaf and the entire workforce of Media Defender.

2.A large breezy hole created out of someone's anus due to repeated nork.

"Dearest little asstunnels,

Let me start of by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your emails removed from the entire internet (the thing that says www.). ..." - meganova

by BlackJackJester October 3, 2007

asstunnel

Asstunnel is the term for employees of MediaDefender an incompetent company that poisons p2p networks that is soon to file for bankruptcy. They are the expendable adherents of the MPAA and the RIAA always ready to do their master's bidding by poisoning p2p networks with junk data, bad files, as well as committing other illegal activities against file sharers. They are also known to have an interest in beastiality. Due too their massive stupidity of forwarding all their company emails to a gmail account using the secure password blahbob nine months of their internal emails have been leaked to the internet. More information such as internal phone conversations and program source codes have now also been leaked to the net.

The asstunnel poisoned my torrent.
The asstunnel will never find employment again.

by john doe from Digg October 3, 2007

asstunnel

what you get when a European whose first language isn't English tries to say "asshole."

The executives of Media Defender.

"Dearest little asstunnels, Let me start off by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your e-mails removed from the entire internet..."

by Masked Dragon October 2, 2007

asstune

fart, buttgas, flatulence, methane melody, ripper, browncloud, poof - also variable for the name Austin.

Sammy smiled and ripped a short but vile asstune as he left the room to go feed the cats.

by Diogio Rome January 9, 2009

assgunner

A gay male who is the "top" in anal sex.

My boyfriend is a total assgunner, my ass is always sore.

by Tocs "assmuncher" Fenn September 26, 2004

assgunner

The tailgunner on a WWII bomber.

Pilot: We have a bogey on our six!
Co-Pilot: Don't worry, the assgunner's got 'em.

by MechaMonkey September 28, 2004

screaming ass tunnel

its when 1 male screams racist words into another males ass.

1 guy bends over with a loss ass that is open as the other male (human.....probably) screams racist words into his ass thus creating the screaming ass tunnel.

by im a bored teenager June 16, 2010