assaulted

having an uncontrollable overwhelming amount of rawness in your body that comes from drinking muscle pharm assault. Being super focused and crazy at the same time. Having the ability to go hard on the muh fuckin weights. Maximum effects of being assaulted can be achieved by listening to insane music before hand. For example, eminem, lil jon, lil wayne, and waka flocka. Not recommended for pussy ass muh fuckas

lets get assaulted before we hit da gym.

by Mr. Rawness August 25, 2011

Assmued

The feeling of attraction towards anything non-human, especially canines.

Sappho is assmued toward German Shepherds. Therefore she must burn at the stake.

by Esteban did your mom January 26, 2022

textually-assaulted

When a person is being bombarded with an excess of unwanted, unwarranted, and generally annoying text messages.

Dude, you sent me like 40 messages in a row; you textually-assaulted my phone. Stop.

by fatsouliman December 15, 2014

Pneumatically Assaulted

To farted on or crop dusted.

Grandma turned around and pneumatically assaulted me.

by Patty the Builder December 25, 2025

Pneumatically Assaulted

To farted on or crop dusted.

Grandma turned around and pneumatically assaulted me.

by Patty the Builder December 25, 2025

national lying about getting sexually assaulted day

national lying about getting sexually assaulted day

kika saying ben sexually assaulted her when he didn’t aka national lying about getting sexually assaulted day

by kkdumdum April 6, 2021