asscasting

When someone as talking to you as if something has already happened, or will be happening in a certain way. A cross between assuming and forecasting that generally is negative or ominous doom and gloom.

My husband was telling me something, and like always, I had to clarify if it was something that had actually happened, or if he was asscasting again.

by ReesterBunny June 16, 2016

ass fisting

The act of not getting hired when you were better than all of the competition.

Wow, that chatvilla crew really gave you an ass fisting when you didn't get enough votes. Fuckin bastards they are.

by OklahomaCp January 31, 2007

AssFishing

When a person with a perfect ass only show’s Her/His ass on the internet and people like her for her ass then attempt to have sex with them then they r ugly.

Bruh Ashley, DA$$H0LLENBOOLEN is AssFishing

by Α February 7, 2022