An affliction suffered by one without the social skill to realize he is asking for WAY too much stuff on facebook: free renovations, ‘go fund me’s’, materials, baby furniture, meal trains etc...AKA ‘social media begging’!!
Good lord! That is the second meal train he’s asked for this week and this time he’s requesting vegan!! What! Does he have Askbergers?
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