michael ass fucked 

A person that loves big juicy cocks in his ass and will do what ever he can do to get. He even tried to get arrested so he can get a cell with big black to become his bitch

Why is that guy getting arrested?
That's Michael ass fucked

michael ass fucked by Super fagalicious January 20, 2017

Flying Rat getting Ass Fucked 

The two expressions flying fuck and rat's ass combined for a greater expression.

Adam: It's always been my goal to make it as a u.d.w.o.t.d.
Ricardo: I dont give a flying rat getting ass fucked.
Ricardo: Just kidding. I do and I wish you good luck.
Adam: Bet.

Flying Rat getting Ass Fucked by Mr. Awesome 007 July 18, 2011

Fucked ass up 

The next level beyond being fucked up.

I don’t know how I woke up naked in my ex girlfriends bed, I must have been fucked ass up.

Fucked ass up by RockyTop931 October 16, 2019

Frank's fresh fucked ass 

1.Something to say when things dont go right (such as in a poker game).

2. A description of feelings or a situation.

3. Sometimes used as an insult.

EXAMPLE:
shit! I needed a king for a straight but all I got was frank's fresh fucked ass.

EXAMPLE:
Man: How you doing
Mann2: I feel like frank's fresh fucked ass thats how im doing.

EXAMPLE:
Dude you look like frank's fresh fucked ass!!

Frank's fresh fucked ass by Canacius April 10, 2005

the dog fucked the ass-kisser 

It’s an old Persian saying for when someone is trying to point out that there is nothing but shame in being an ass-kisser to an ass-kisser.

A: Hijab is a culture for all our Iranian women and we should make sure everyone wears it at all times.

B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.

In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.

the dog fucked the ass-kisser by Gabric October 23, 2022

Big titty fucked in ass 

Most common porn title.

“Oh yeah daddy touch my big titty fucked in ass
while you fuck my ass” also known ass the big breasts of a woman and big ass is big scrotum

Big titty fucked in ass by J4X0 November 13, 2020

Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA! 

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago

Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*

Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA! by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022