An ass ball is a human being cowering in a tight fetal position. Most used in the context of "to curl into an ass ball"
by The Definitionator August 25, 2005

zach: (sniffs) EWW do you smell that?
dennis: yes i just threw Ass balls at your face how does it smell?
zach: just dandy!
dennis: yes i just threw Ass balls at your face how does it smell?
zach: just dandy!
by bigdickdenny November 15, 2009

by mr.smarterass April 3, 2009

When a man has a hole in his underwear. You slap his ass pull up his penis and his balls fall through the hole.
The slap-ass gum-ball machine: John sees Spencers underwear has a hole in them . “John slapped his ass, pulled his Willy wiener, and his balls fell out.” I just did the slapp-ass gum-ball machine you. You’re dog water.
by Kentucky kfc January 27, 2022

"Dude's got ass balls,… he let his diet go to shit, now he's getting all inflamed here and there. Ouch"
by dfoinb September 20, 2014

Tonsil stones or tonsilloliths. Solidified plaque/phlem/muscus balls that deposit themselves in the back of your throat/tonsils/etc. Doesn't seem to remove itself unti it is coughed or hacked up. Smells awful...like ass. Tends to be yellow in color. Also known as "throat nugget"
by katiekarnage April 12, 2007

damn! you got some ass-balls
by the guy that bangs yo mom August 19, 2009
